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Cupid: *holding an bow and arrow* so, you're the element of love. Right?

ERROR: yes.. But I'm also the element of chaos...

Cupid: *scoffs* really now?

ERROR: yes.. -_-

Cupid: look at you! Broken, messy hair, improper clothing, anger issues, and a cat as well?? HA! You make me laugh.

ERROR: *shrugs*

Cupid: not to mention how bad you are at the job. And how much you scare others.

ERROR: *ears flattens*

Cupid: *smirks* I wonder if ANYONE even likes you at all?

ERROR: *growls and turns away, trying to ignore cupid*

Cupid; sometimes I even wonder if your parents are proud of you as what you are; a monster~

~okay THAT DONE IT~

ERROR: you know.. I was gonna give you some advises of your attitude and skanky issues... *laughs* BUT KILLING YOU WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN!!~

Cupid: !!! *tries to fly off but fails*

ERROR: *grabs the wings and pulls cupid down*

Cupid: *yelps*

ERROR: *cackles*

~later~

ERROR: *hums while dancing with his daughter; claire*

Claire: dad, what's stained on your cheek? *tilts head*

ERROR: *wipes the red smudge off from his cheek and licks it* velvet cupcake frosting, darling~

Claire: oh, okay! ^^

~it was blood, now you know. NEVER TALK ABOUT HIS FAMILY OR PARENTS~

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