MALK

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BloodGood; *in fridge* hogarth, you got anything to drink?

Hogarth: *making potions* yes, in the fridge.

Pandora: hey BloodGood, grab me a glass of malk.

BloodGood: *looks at her* we don't have any "malk" but I can get you some milk.

Hogarth: *pauses and head turns towards them* that's what.. She just said..

Pandora: yeah just some glass of malk..

BloodGood: nonono- *sighs* say "milkshake".

Pandora: *confused* milkshake.

BloodGood: okay say "milk".

Pandora: malk

BloodGood: *face palms* *looks at hogarth* are you hearing this??

Hogarth: yeah, the chald want some glass of molk

BloodGood: *stares* "molk"??

Hogarth: GIVE HER THE MOLK BLOODGOOD!!!

Michael: *peeks in* Hogarth... Inside voice please...

Hogarth: *ears flattens* sorry father... *mutters*

Michael: *puts glasses on and walks out*

Pandora: *grabs BloodGood's collar shirt* BloodGood! Pour me. A glass. OF MALK!!!

BloodGood: why the hell are you yelling at me??

Hogarth: JUST GIVE HER THE FUCKING MOLK!!

BloodGood: you two aren't even saying the same thing!!

Pandora: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK BLOODGOOD

BloodGood: *pushes her away* no! You're saying "malk"! *looks at hogarth* AND YOU'RE SAYING-

~"MALK" "MOLK" was heard~

BloodGood: *pulls gun out* SHUT UP! SHUT. UP!!!
*cocks gun* *points it at his own head*

~hogarth and Pandora does the same but points it at BloodGood~

Hogarth: you better put it down, blood!

Pandora: don't do it BloodGood!

BloodGood: You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

~they both look at each other then points the gun at their own heads~

~they were screaming stuff at each other~

BloodGood: RAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

~later~

BloodGood: *putting sketches on wall* ..... and then after that we pulled the trigger, all of us.

ERROR: woah you're NOT filming that stuff!

~Hogarth and Pandora glares at BloodGood~

BloodGood: why not?

ND: it's.. So dark..

BloodGood: like my soul

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