Nina yeeted her butt away into the woods. She noticed a pile of dog feces sitting beside a teepee made out of rotten sticks. Nina gasped.
"Roger!??!!!!?!??!?!???" Nina shouted. Her hideous almost-husband climbed out of the shelter.
"Nine?"
"It's Nina."
"Yes, of course."
"What's with the uh wig?" Nina pointed to the purple wig that Roger was wearing.
"I am a female now." Nina threw up. "My shoes!" She ran out of the woods, crying. "NINE COME BACK!"
