Nina pulled on a pink fuzzy Santa hat.
Her ex, Brad, whacked it off.
"What the hell, Brad!" Brad scowled at her. He knew that pink Santa hats were foolish. "That Santa hat was the only reason my new boy friend chad is going out with me!!"
"Go away," Brad said, running away from her, pink Santa hat in hand.
"Well merry Christmas," Nina said.
***
There was a knock at Nina's door.
"Hello?"
"Nina, this is the police." Nina felt the tears coming. She knew what was about to occur.
"Oh, no! DEPORTATION!"
