(PSA: i added some soft, tranquil music to fall asleep to. [you're welcome]).
"LEAVE THAT PATROL CAR ALONE, BRAD!" Nina shrieked at her stud-of-a neighbor, Brad. Besides his neck being too thick, Brad was actually quite handsome.
"Make me a sandwich, police officer." The police officer, offended by Brad's harsh words, dropped, stopped, and rolled out of the sunroof of his patrol car, landing on the road. "I WANT A SANDWICH!" Nina watched from afar. "HAM AND CHEESE!" Then, the police officer shot Brad in his wide neck.
"Brad!" Nina shouted. But it was too late. "He should've just left the patrol car alone.
