Bi-Curious George
George and the man in the yellow hat had taken a trip to the zoo one fine spring day. The sun was shining especially bright that day which had made interesting contrast with the darkness inside of George watching his enslaved brethren. But the feeling of anger slowly faded away as George viewed a strange sight across the cage sitting alone in the corner. A beautifully shaped monkey just like him. He carefully studied what he could see. and the more he saw, the more he wanted to make her his woman. But to George's shock and awe she turned around and surprised him with another sight: a penis! George had mistaken this monkey for a female like the goofball he is, but strangely the sight did not entirely take away from George’s experience. George continued to watch so carefully that he did not realize the man in the yellow had taking him to their car until it was too late.
George stayed up the whole night beating himself up with thoughts. He had always liked girls, so what was this? Maybe a mistake? A trick of the eye? But deep down he knew that his feelings were not betraying him. So, then what of George’s feelings towards girls? Those could not have been faked either. This puzzle perplexed George, but he finally came up with a possible solution that he could look into further the next day.
George woke up early the next morning, and after breakfast with the man in the yellow hat, George departed for the public library. While there George found books on homosexuality which he had considered as a possibility for his feelings but ultimately discounted it due to his pre-existing feelings for females. Then George found a chapter on something that he had not heard about before: Bisexuality! sexual attraction to both men and women. This matched with Georges emotions perfectly! He had to go tell the man in the yellow hat immediately!
Once George got home, he told the man in the yellow hat about his amazing discovery. Unfortunately for George the man in the yellow hat was not as informed about modern politics as he should have been. “THAT IS, IMPOSSIBLE!” screamed the man in the yellow hat “YOU ARE EITHER GAY OR STRAIGHT, PICK ONE OR THE OTHER AND STOP WHINING FOR ATTENTION!”. George was heartbroken and ran to the zoo crying.
Once George reached the cage that started it all, he called for the monkey that had changed his life. The monkey went over and introduced himself. “Hello, my name is Ceaser” said the kind monkey “what seems to be the problem?”. George explained the whole ordeal through tears and Ceaser responded unexpectedly... by kissing George
George was astounded, and Ceaser replied to the shock “I understand completely” so George grabbed his trust crowbar, and walked over to the front gate. With one mighty swing he broke the lock and freed the monkeys. Ceaser grabbed George’s hand and ran with him into the sunset so they could be together forever in a more understanding world.
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