Peter Parker Oneshots

Meeting the Rouge Avengers and also a reveal, but not the reveal you expected?

Peter had gotten a call from Mr. Stark about a week ago, he said that the rouge Avengers were pardoned and are coming back. Let's just say that Peter wasn't too happy about that. He liked Bucky, since he thought that his metal arm was cool. He liked Clint because he was an OG. He was too scared of Natasha to do anything, and Ant-man was pretty cool. But, he was angry that stupid Captain America was coming back, especially because he really hurt Mr. Stark. He was also upset with Wanda because Mr. Stark had given her a place to stay and tried to protect her, but she ended up turning her back on him. He also thought that Sam was mean..

So, for the last week he had been setting up pranks around the tower. In the vents, in the main places, everywhere. And they get triggered when Captain, Wanda, or Sam go near them. Peter did his research for a day before getting to work on the pranks. Were they amazing pranks? Yes. Are the Rouge Avengers going to kill him? Solid maybe.

Peter was never the violent type, or mean type, but after what happened in Civil war it made Peter so angry. So he swore to himself that if Captain America ever came back, that he would have hell to pay. He also didn't really like Wanda or Sam so they were getting pranked too. And he hopes they're ready for heads to roll. Not litterally, of course.

So when they finally arrived he went into the security feed on the StarkPad. The first thing he did was play the PSA that Captain made about betraying your friends. "So, you betrayed your friend. You messed up..." Captain looked so embarrassed and so did everyone else, meanwhile Peter was laughing his heart out.

The second thing that happened was when they walked through security. So when they did, it said funny names for them. Sam was "Birdsh*it," Wanda was "Princess Sparklefingers," and Captain was "Star Spangled man with a terrible plan," it was awesome. However for everyone else on team captain it didn't say anything. Tony was watching everything go down with Peter, he didn't know about the pranks but he was enjoying them.

The third thing was when they went into the elevator the national anthem which was being sung by a yapping dog started playing. They also got soaked in paint, but only Steve, Sam, and Wanda did. Steve was blue, Sam was red, and Wanda was white. It was beautiful. When they stepped out of the elevator the popular vine that was "THIS B*TCH EMPTY!! YEET!" was played loudly through the speakers, the next thing they knew Steve's shield was being thrown at them. Except it wasn't really his shield anymore...

The fourth prank was a masterpiece. Peter used his extremely (horrible) amazing painting skills to make Steve's shield look like hello kitty, and but a bunch of unicorn and barbie stickers on it. Peter started walking up to them and smiled. He put on his happy face, all of the rouge Avengers swooned at the cute superhero, who was still wearing his spiderman suit. Even the ones who he just pranked, though they didn't know it was him yet.

"Who just did all of this?" Wanda asked, which lead to her reading Peter's mind. She pointed at him, which made everyone other than Sam, Steve, and herself laugh. Tony walked out and even he was laughing. "You did this? But you're a new superhero!" Steve exclaimed while picking feathers off of his suit. Peter laughed.

"Yeah, but that didn't stop you from dropping an airport terminal on me. Did it? No, it didn't stop you. I did all of these pranks because I am angry at three of you, I guess you know who I'm talking about considering you're the only one's covered in paint and feathers. First of all, Mr. Wilson , you were being really rude last time we saw each other, even though you weren't the one brainwashed. Mr.Barnes was nicer than you and barely knew anything about himself. Ms. Maximoff, you turned your back on Mr.Stark even though he had been helping you. During the battle of Sokovia  you said to Mr. Rogers 'he can't tell the difference between peace and world domination, where do you think he gets that from?' Well, you made yourself a hippocate, congrats." Peter sighed and took in a deep breath.