Peter Parker Oneshots

Oh yeah, I'm a God

((A/N, yes I know that in norse mythology and in the movies that the gods aren't immortal. But in this oneshot some are. Okay? Because it's creative freedom!))

Panit Parkerson is a very respected god in Norse mythology. He's the god of many things, though people always love to remind him that he is the god of Spiders. He is the true ruler of Asgard, but decided to lay back for a couple thousand years, before he was ruler again. So he let Odin and his family take over, though he does live within the castle.

 He had helped raised Hela, Thor, and Loki. When Hela wanted to kill the Valkyrie's, he stopped her. Thankfully. But, the two things he couldn't stop was Thor getting banished from Asgard and Loki trying to take over the Earth. Frigga and himself were always Loki's favorite people. So, when Frigga died, Panit was the one who comforted him. But, he also comforted Thor and Hela. Actually, he comforted Odin too. However, during the thousands of years he has been alive, he never aged.

The mortals would consider him to look about fifteen, though he is actually much older than that. Usually Asgardians lived for about five thousand years before they died of old age. But, Panit has lived far past the expiration date. Eventually when Hela began he kingdom in hell, and the two brothers decided to live on Earth, he was all alone.

 So, one day he decided he would go down to earth, because, why not? He had Heimdall send him down to the outside of the Avengers Tower. He decided to go by the name of Peter. Because that was a more common name. Atleast, he thought it was. So if someone asked he would be Peter Parker, the fifteen year old boy from Queens. 

He decided to walk into the tower, Loki had stolen the blueprint and brought it to him. So, Panit knew exactly how the tower worked. He also had all of the passwords and a keycard. He also had an ID, just in case he ever decided to visit. Which, he finally did.

((Present time))

Peter had finally decided to go inside, since he had spent the last hour looking around the gigantic city. He took confident strides into the building, the some girl and boy interns jaws were on the floor. They were totally surprised when a good looking, clear skinned, tallish boy walked in. Peter ignored them as he took out his ID card, he also ignored their stares when FRIDAY announced that he was a level ten card. Which was only for Avengers! The interns were more than confused at this point.

But, Peter didn't care about that. So he just continued walking until he got into the elevator, which was quite big for some strange reason. Peter hit the buttons and it sent him up to the Avengers main floor. The God started tapping his foot while listening to the elevator music. Though, the music was quite annoying, he would much rather listen to Thor play the piano. But, that would probably leave him deaf for years.

Once the elevator came to a stop, Peter decided to come up with a terrible cover story. He wanted to put on a show for the group. When he stepped out of the elevator, the adults were arguing. He just stood in front of the elevator looking petrified. Peter was wearing a T-shirt with a science pun on it, jeans, and  trainers. The God also had glasses on. He decided that he would just stand there until someone noticed him.

 After a good half an hour, Natasha noticed him. So she put an end to the fight and directed everyone's attention to the young boy, though he actually wasn't so young. The Avengers started surrounding him, so he acted as if he was being intimidated. Tony Stark moved to the front of the group. He wanted to ask questions.

((Bold is Peter answering the question, and regular is someone asking the question))

"Who are you?"

"Peter Benjamin Parker."

"How old are you?"

"Fifteen."