Peter Parker Oneshots

Short

"Mr Stark?"

"Yes, Peter?"

"Why is the sky green?"

"Peter...they sky isn't green, it's blue. You should know this."

"No,no, I know it's blue. But, look up."

"HOLY SHIT, it is green! You know what that means..."

"ALIEN INVASION! HOLY SHIT, IT'S AREA 51 ALL OVER AGAIN! MR.STARK, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!! AHHHHHHHH!!! WE GOTTA NARUTO RUN SO WE CAN DODGE THEIR BULLETS! HURRY, OLD MAN! WE GOTTA CALL THE AVENGERS!"

"WE ARE THE AVENGERS!"

"OH YEAH, SHIT! THE ALIENS ARE COMING DOWN FROM THE SKY! I DON'T WANT AN AREA 51 SITUATION AGAIN! MR. STARK!"

"AHHHHHH. HOLY SHIT! I DON'T CARE THAT WE'RE THE AVENGERS, I'M DONE WITH THESE STUPID ASS-ALIEN FUCKERS! NEVER AGAIN!"

And so, the duo ran away from the scene and hid in the tower. Until the other Avengers pried them out of their fort and made them fight the Aliens, to which Tony responded with 'BACK OFF YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT IF YOU'RE ALIENS TOO, BACK THE FUCK OFF! KID, GET BEHIND ME, I'LL PROTECT YOU, BACK THE FUCK OFF ALIEN SCUMS!', and Peter responded with, 'NOOO! I DON'T WANNA GO, PLEASE, MR.STARK I DON'T WANNA GO. PLEASE. I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T INFECT ME WITH YOUR EGGS, YOU ALIENS! PLEASE! I'M ONLY A CHILD! Oh...it's just the Avengers. We're good.'

The End.

((Sorry that it's short, I'm working on part 2 for "Runaway" and part 2 for "Take on the world"))