Star Wars: The Deadly Virus

Chapter I

Obi Wan and Jar Jar are on a ship heading towards a blue planet.

"I have trained you well. And you have become a better apprentice than I would have ever imagined" said Obi Wan.

"Yousa correct. Meesa think you a great master, Obi" said Jar Jar.

The planet was now in view. View enough for them to land safely.

"Right this way, Jar Jar. Master Yoda will be wondering why we haven't arrived yet if you don't come with me" said Obi Wan.

"Yousa go on ahead. Meesa needs to sit and meditate" said Jar Jar.

"I will go investigate while I am gone" said Obi Wan. He stepped off the ship and thought to himself I should have kept training that annoying teenager who hates sand. Why didn't I listen to Qui Gon?

While Obi Wan was away, Jar Jar pulled out a hologram device and turned it on.

"Are you alone, my apprentice?" said a familiar voice.

"Yes. Meesa all alone."

"Good. I want you to murder Obi Wan. I have placed a deadly virus inside of that ship. A virus that only kills Jedi. You can use it to give him a deadly disease which will destroy the Jedi Order from the inside."

"Yousa think that's a good idea? That means that all the Jedi will die?"

"But we want all of the Jedi to die. Which side are you on?"

Jar Jar paused and thought for a moment. "Whoops. My forgotten. Very very bad. Meesa make bad doo doo."

"And you will be in doo doo if you don't carry out the plan as I intended it. Now do my bidding, apprentice. Put the vial in the Jedi's tea. That shall kill them thoroughly."

Jar Jar turned off the hologram and went to get the vial with the virus in it.

"Jar Jar? Are you coming?"

"Yes. Meesa getting ready." Jar Jar picked up the vial, but accidentally slipped on some Desrenian slime that was on the floor of the ship. He dropped the vile vial and it broke into twelve billion pieces, of which two cut Jar Jar. "Youch! Meesa get hurt!"

"Jar Jar! Are you coming?"

"Yes meesa coming, Master."

I was better off training that ponytailed teenager thought Obi Wan.