Since you already know I tend to just leave you hanging at times, I'll just pretend nothing happened and write like normal.
(I don't remember if I put periods at the end of these sentences, I'll just use them here)
The title says this is about music.
Yes, yes it is.
Spotify music, to be exact.
Who has one?
Anyway, this is about the ads, not the music.
I could name the ads I get on one hand, could you?
Here's the list (ads promoting Spotify premium not included):
- US Army guilt trip
- Schmidt's natural deodorant
- Georgia Lottery chorus/rap (cAuSe eVeRYdAy's a gOoD dAY foR mONeEEeEeEeyYY)
- Trojan Condoms (I really didn't want to have to use the actual word but there's no real synonym, is there)
- And an occasional concert ad for a rapper I don't know
Boom.
All my ads.
And I've come to RANT
Where's my variety?
I'm not complaining (only a little), but it gets a little tiring when you know you have the whole Schmidt's ad memorized and can say it along with that nagging woman's.
And the Spotify lady's voice!
Don't even get me started.
I remember when there were probably three different voices.
Bless their souls, she prolly got them fired!
Her voice is so annoying the people just NEEDED premium to rid themselves of it.
And if she happens to stumble upon this, I'm only half sorry.
But it's true, lady.
But I guess she's worshipped for her brilliant tactics at their HQ or whatever.
Lair.
Mansion.
Who knows where they work.
Moving (al)on(g) though...
I didn't even know what a condom was before I first got that ad.
Bless my innocent soul, I went and searched it up.
I bet you I was more than satisfied with Google's help for the next year.
Poor me.
And those lottery ads are just... there's no word.
I mean, maybe every day IS a good day for money, but I'm not interested, chorus.
I'm sorry.
Plus, don't they give you ads based on what they think you'd be interested in?
Condoms, Spotify, really?
And it's nice to know they think I'm sweaty enough to need information on good deodorant.
After ALL that music listening, wOW, I'm woRkiNg uP a sWeaT hErE guYS.
Heck, I've even got BIRTH CONTROL ads before!
Because I can't find the screenshot I took of it, you'll have to go proof-free.
I think I'll have to end the rant here.
I have to Mic Mic Bungee.
That way I really WILL work up a sweat, Schmidt's.
Anyway, here's tradition (before the song ends)
Anarchist by Yungblud.
My favorite on 21st Century Liability.
This is a wonderful time to mention his new song.
Parents by Yungblud.
It fits with Pri--
(Schmidt's ad here)
I think I'm going to explode.
AnYwaY
The song fits with Pride Month and losing hope in humanity and not feeling like you fit in but just going
F--K IT I CAN F--K WHO I WANT
(Sorry, youngsters, if you're out there)
Anyway, I love it, check it out, check him out, fall in love like I have, and you're set.
If you can deal with explicit content.
COUGH youngsters COUGH.
I'm not promoting language of that sort.
I haven't sworn at all in a month.
And I only swore once while trying to comfort a friend, so I get an excuse.
I usually don't use periods with sentences like this I don't think I use them.
It's really annoying having to add them all in because I forget almost every time.
Anyway, that's it from me for now, see you later, people
Love ya <3
