A Different Odyssey (OC-Insert Fanfiction but i never finished it 😔)

Not That Great Of A Start

Would you want to fall out of an airship while trying to save your S/O from a giant turtle dragon that hit you with his really strong hat?

"Wh-what?! No! Why was that even a question?" is probably what you're thinking right now.

Well, it happened to me.

And now it's magical flashback time that you can somehow see even though it's inside of my head, whoop, here we go.

In the skies above Peach's castle...

A familiar scaly hand slammed into the airship's floor, knocking a bluenette back a few inches. As soon as she got away from her attacker, he almost immediately jumped behind her, pushing her back even farther. Flames were protruding from his mouth, giving a sign that he was charging up a fireball. When he spit it back out, the girl he was aiming at dodged it effortlessly.

"What's happening right now?! I'm- so confused! Why are you being so condescending?!"

Well...

That fireball-spitting thief's name is Bowser. The girl that's dodging everything's name is Mischief. And this...

"Don't let him win! You can do this!"

...is Mintleaf. Or Minty for short.

"I'm trying not to, but we're on an airship with a turtle dragon that can spit fire, and could knock me off this ship just as easily as I got on!" Mischief yelled while dodging all the other hits Bowser was trying to throw at her. "Use your wand or something!"

"I can't! He knocked it off of the ship!" As Bowser retreated into his shell, he tried to do a pinball move and hit every corner of the airship to push Mischief off. It didn't work since he kept almost falling off of the ship.

"Ugh, guess I'll have to use my last resort..." He sighed as he reached for his hat.

"...What are you gonna do? Throw it at me?" Mischief scoffed. "Huh, are you a psychic? Because I was just about to do that anyway." He grinned as he got a firm grip on his hat, throwing it at the girl and intentionally missing. Her hat took the hit instead, floating in the air like a piece of paper on a windy day. "Ha! You missed!"

"Did I?" His smirk got wider as he and Minty saw the hat coming back behind her as if it were a boomerang, but Mischief didn't. "Mischief, look out!" Minty screamed, but she was far too late- by the time Mischief turned around, it had already slammed into her body at full speed, effectively knocking her off of the ship. Minty called out her name as she fell to the depths below, the tiara on her head bouncing up and down in a panic.

The witch's hat floated back down, still unharmed-as of now. Bowser then slammed his foot into it, seemingly adding insult to injury.

"Ow! Did- Did he just stomp on my hat?! That's like- adding injury to injury!" She screamed even though nobody could hear her.

"Welp, I'd love to stay, but I've got a wedding to plan! Have fun being more jelly than a PB and J sandwich!" Bowser laughed menacingly, stomping off to the front of the ship. "The worst thing about this is that she's allergic to peanut butter, so she can only have jelly sandwiches..." Minty spoke under her breath. The turtle-dragon tipped his hat to Mischief as her hat floated along the sides of the ship, getting caught in a fan and ripped to shreds. Minty could hear faint screaming, most likely coming from Mischief.

With the ship in the distance, a small white top hat caught a piece of Mischief's hat, looked down, looked back at the scrap, looked at the ship, and finally flew to where he thought she fell.

((Future Cosmic A/N: 

Heyo! I'm just re-writing some of the chapters since my old writing is absolute trash, and because I took some of my friend's Odyssey book stuff and put it in here cause I'm the most unoriginal little shoot ever.  So, uh, sorry about that, again.

So, if you're reading this now and you wanted to see the old writing, sorry. My old writing is bad, and my current writing isn't all that either, but I'm atleast proud of this.

I'm sorry for making y'all wait so long for Chapter 12, too, even though this is a prologue, I still want to apologize.

See y'all later!