uhhh there's a message in my announcements abt this. sorry
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No, I probably will not be changing that book cover for a while. I'm not sorry.
When a desperate girlfriend resort...
Instead of normal enemies for a normal kingdom, they saw...
...a black and white bear in a dress, holding...
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...this in place of a Chain Chomp, and a shiny glow appeared to be coming from the bear's eyes.
"Puhuhuhu! You thought it'd be a normal Mario boss? Well, you thought WRONG! It was I, Monobrooda! And Ball Monomi. Ignore her." The large bear rolled his eyes, Ball Monomi whimpering at the slight insult.
"...what is even happening here?"
"Hell if I know, next thing you know Naegi or Hajime's gonna pop in out of nowhere and-"
And they did just that.
"MONOKUMA AND BALL MONOMI! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?! THIS AIN'T THE RIGHT GAME!" Hajimeme screamed, stomping his foot angrily while Naegi just kinda stood behind him. Big Monokuma is scarey.
"And what are you gonna do about it, boomerang hair? (this actually came from SentientPaintCan so thank you for that)"
"B...Boomerang hair. WHATEVER! I'll defeat you with my... W o r d B u l l e t s!" Nohomo finally mustered up the courage to say something.
"OH NO NOT THE WORD BULLETS!" Monobrooda backed up a bit. "WORD BULLETS ARE THE SCAREYEST THING EVER!"
"WELL TOO BAD!" Naegay screamed, channeling up his energy to release an extremely powerful word bullet.
"HOPE GOOD DESPAIR BAD!"(aka literally v1/2)
"Ouchouchouchouchouchouchouchouchouchouch- this feels nice." Monobrooda shrugged as he got shot by countless word bullets.
And then one hit Ball Monomi and they both died.
"Ouch, now I'm dead. Lmao."
"Okay, good, Ball Monomi and Monobrooda are back where they belong, and I guess we'll also have to go too-" Hajigay sighed before getting cut off by none other than Shuichi and the other two survivors.
"SIKE. HOPE BAD, DESPAIR BAD, DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD!" Sushi screamed at them with a Word Nuke, destroying the platform and making them stand on thin air. "DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!" Maki Roll screeched as she pulled out a knife, Abracadabra having to stop her. "No, actually better version of Genocide Jack! You can't kill Sushi! Or Hajimeme or Naegay! If you do then this AU will be ruined!" Abracadabra explained. It seemed to be enough for Maki-ng my way downtown to stop walking fast toward the faces that passed. Mischief and Cappy just wanted to go home now.
"...well what do we do now? Scarey Monobrooda is gone, so what now?" Sushi shrugged, looking toward a nonexistent camera. "I have a feeling that we're only here because some 11-year-old felt bad for not posting anything in months, and just had to give *something* so that they don't fall into an endless pit of self-hatred, but they're sceptical about posting this because people might think that they don't care even though they really do and are honestly trying their best to not give up and cry. Just-just a lucky guess."
"...that was.. Oddly specific. Well, who else is gonna just pop out of nowhe-" Again, Hajigayfornagito got cut off by a certain someone appearing.
"YO GUYS IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE LIAR-"
"Shut up, grape juice, go get stuck under a hydraulic press or something." B r a i d s rolled her eyes.
"Aw. Dang. Bye then."
(hello yes it is i cosmic i am so sorry to all you dr fans out there reading this somehow
yeah, what sushi said was 100% true and i am so sorry and i promise it's almost done we're at the wall covering up the 8-bit mural
