taehyung: you know, i'm kind of jealous of you
jeongguk: why?
taehyung: because, your boyfriend is definitely hotter than mine
jeongguk: ....?
also jeongguk: wait...
jeongguk: you're my boyfrie—
taehyung: *rushes out the door sonic speed*
jeongguk: YAH! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
