taehyung: *walks in the kitchen and sees yoongi eating a cookie*
taehyung: *slaps cookie out of yoongi's hand* HYUNG NO
yoongi: tae what the fuck do you want to die?
taehyung: dont you know what those are MADE of?!
yoongi: what are y—
taehyung: SUGAR hyung. SUGAR.
yoongi:
taehyung: *crying over the broken cookie on the floor* how can you eat one of your own you CANNIBAL
yoongi:
yoongi: what is wrong with you
jimin: its monday.
yoongi: ah.
