yoongi: *sees his favorite mug broken* so..who broke it...im not mad , i just want to know.
hoseok: i broke it.
yoongi: no , no you didn't. jungkook?
jeongguk: don't look at me. look at taehyung.
taehyung: WHAT? i didn't break it.
jeongguk: huh , that's weird , how did you know it was broken?
taehyung: it's sitting in front of us and it's broken!
jeongguk:...suspicious-
taehyung: no it's not-
jimin: if it matters , jin was the last one near it.
jin: whaaat? i don't even drink in that crap.
jimin: oh yeah? then why did i see you at the coffee machine earlier?
jin: i use the wooden spoon to pUSH BACK MY CUTICLES EVERYONE KNOWS THAT-
hoseok: jin! let's not fight okay? i broke it , let me pay for it yoong-
yoongi: NO! who broke it?
taehyung: yoongi..namjoon has been quiet this whole time.
namjoon: oh really?
taehyung: YES!
*everyone starts screaming and arguing*
yoongi: [to the camera] i broke it. it burnt my hand so i punched it. i bet ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
