(A/N: here are the vines a promised also i know that faye and ashley are actually good friends in real life so pls don't be offended by any of this xx)
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faye: did you hang out with ashley last night?
giovanni: oh yeah i did
faye: oh hey i love ashley
giovanni: you hate ashley...
faye: yEaH nO sHiT hOnEy!!
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kevin: is there anything better than pussssyyy? yes. a really good book *buuuuuemmmmm*
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graziano: people are constantly asking me..what's it's like to be a sexy- *SMACK*
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ranj: what's it like being tall?
aljaž and johannes: we'll show you *takes ranj by the hand and put him on a elephant*
ranj: *choking up* it's so beautiful
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*ashley and faye fighting*
stacey: can i get a waffle? can i please have a wafFLE??!??!??
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joe: i shoved the toothbrush in my butt..... and my dad bursts in and he goes
anton: ...O_o....
anton: wHaT tHe fUcK aRe yOu DOING?!
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*someone offers dianne and apple before 12*
dianne: the next time you lay a hand on me ima fucking rip ur face of bitch
janette: what did they do
dianne: COS HE FUCKING PUSHED ME THATS WHA-
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aj: how british people shower
aj: the same as you you idiot. we get all nice and wet
aj: then we get the tea bags
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ashley: i think- i think i know more about american girl dolls than you do genius uGh
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neil: so i'm standing there... bbq sauce on my tiddies
katya: wohohahahaowhaowh
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janette: *just fucking falls through the roof*
oti: .....
oti: hey janette
janette: hey oti
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graeme: i wanna be a yo-yo man!
narrator: he cried
graeme: make me a yo-yo man!
narrator: but the yo-yo master did not answer
danny-john jules: *just keeps on yo-ing*
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luba: who's the hottest uber driver uve ever had?
seann : um i never went to oovoo javer
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charles: anybody ever tell you that you look like beyoncé
oti: ...nah they usually just tell me that i look like oti mabuse
charles: who the fuck is that?
oti: me ni-
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johannes: hey what's ur fave colour?
aljaž: black
johannes: *smugly nods*
aljaž: *kisses him on the cheek*
johannes: huuuHHHHHH *cries*
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pasha: *googling* do inchworms like to party?
inchworm: *dances on pasha computer*
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giovanni: when uve been on vine as long as i have you develop thick skin-
gorka: navy blue is NOT your colour
giovanni: navy blue brINGS OUT MY EYE YOU PRIC-
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lauren: oh that was delicious i am stuffed to the brim
waiter: and did anyone here save room for dessert?
lauren: you bet ur ass
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nadiya : look at all those chickens
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bruno: DO IT
craig: NOOO
bruno: MAKE YOUR DREAMS
craig: GOD NO PLEASE NO
bruno: COME TRUE
craig: NO
bruno: JUST
craig: NOO
bruno: DOOO ITTTTT
craig: NOOOOOOO
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(a/n: okies thaz it. if you think of anymore for anyone i missed out lemme know xx)
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SCD 2018 GC 😜
FanfictionA gc full of ships and everything. Read for Jaljaž, Natya and eventual Joanne. Also mention Faye and Gio, Stacey and Kevin, Gio and Ashley. Might be gay idk kinda liking Gio and Grazi 🤷♀️
