SCD 2018 GC 😜

Incorrect Quotes

A/N: important message at the end so please read 😊
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ashley: i think gio is mad at me

joe: why?

ashley: i said something about faye's dancing and then asked him to get me a glass of water. he brought me back a glass of ice and said "wait"
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kevin: what's a queen without her king

stacey: well historically better

joe: what's juliet without her romeo

dianne: ....umM ALIVE????
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Janette: i love you so much

Aljaž: i love you too

Janette: this is real

Aljaž: i know

Janette: you're my husband

Aljaž: you're my wife

Janette: i married you three times in front of people

Aljaž: i know. i was there
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Nadiya: what did you do? kill him?

Katya:

Katya: maybe

Nadiya: you can't do that
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Claudia: hey Tess?

Tess: yes

Claudia: can i person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Tess:

Tess: *very panicked* where is Aj?
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Bruno: how do you feel?

Craig: i don't
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Aj: hey has anyone ever told you you like like Oti Mabuse?

Motsi: nah they usually tell me i look like Motsi

Aj: who the fuck is that?

Motsi: me bitch
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Aj: mirror mirror on the wall. i'm so sexy screw them all

Graziano walking past: excuse you?
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Faye: you're smiling. did something good happen?

Giovanni: can't i just smile because i'm happy?

Johannes: ashley tripped and fell in the car park
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Craig: i act like everything is fine. but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding
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Ashley: Faye is there anything you are actually capable of doing?

Faye: putting up with you
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Graziano: don't bother me, i'm thinking

Giovanni: you're thinking? now i'm really worried
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Bruno: just be yourself. say something nice!

Craig: which one? i can't do both!
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Janette: you think i'm cute when i'm angry? well get ready cos i'm about to be fucking GORGEOUS
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Aljaž: you know, smiles are supposed to be contagious

Anton: don't worry i'm vaccinated

Craig: and ive got my gas mask
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Lauren: it'll be easy! you just have to seduce them

Neil: are you kidding me? i'm about as seductive as a cabbage-
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Dianne: this is my life now. i have climbed up this hill and now i shall die upon it

Amy: shut up Di we've only been hiking for 20 minutes
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Aj: we need an adult!

Stacey: we ARE adults!

Aj: well then we're officially fucked
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Charles: remember that time when we were all happy and no one was suffering?

Pasha: nah my memory doesn't go back that far
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Giovanni: what's up with you now

Ashley : well i've been having heart pains
recently

Giovanni: seriously? when did this start?

Ashley: well the pain started around-

Giovanni: no i meant the bit about you having a heart i didn't think you had one?

Ashley:

Ashley: so i take it you're still mad about what i said about faye

Giovanni: yep
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*on the phone*
Aj: hello?

Killer: i see you

Aj:

Killer:

Aj:
Aj: do i look good?
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A/N: heyo. sorry for like not uploading. ever. it has been way to long and i is sorry. anyway so here we go i have just given up in the whole gc thing there may be more gc chapters but i quite enjoy this and if you do please let me know what you would like to see. also i hate to inform you but i have decided to discontinue my Fiovanni fanfic purely due to a loss of motivation. i'm sad because i like the story however i will leave it up so if you want to re read it you are welcome too. anyway i hope you liked this chapter and keep dancing! Mwah xx