Waterboy [Yoonmin]

Cincuenta-Tres.

Yoongi:
hEYYY
hey
answer me
im calling your ass so you can wake up
ignoring me calls too huh?!!!!
i demand an answer
stop ignoring me
i gave you a boner i deserve attention

Cute little shit:
AJAJSJAKJANSNSKA
YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ONE
LIAR LIAR
PANTS ON FIRE

Yoongi:
i can though ;)))

Cute little shit:
asjdkdks
it's like one a.m.
what are you doing up???!!
i woke up to my phone going off >.<

Yoongi:
thinking

Cute little shit:
about???

Yoongi:
you
always
sometimes
naked
in the bed
running my fingers through your hair
depends

Cute little shit:
wait
you've already told me that before

Yoongi:
well do you want me to lie?

Cute little shit:
asjskisososksm
umm

Yoongi:
actually i did lie
im thinking about
you
always
sometimes
naked
in the bed
running my fingers through your hair
depends
with you panting underneath me as the sweat drips down your face and i softly caress your face planting wet kisses down your neck

Cute little shit:
yoooongiiiiii

Yoongi:
that's what you're going to be saying ;)

Cute little shit:
ashahshaowowomw
you fluster me

Yoongi:
im kidding
well maybe

Cute little shit:
ummm
i have a question

Yoongi:
ask

Cute little shit:
wait nvm
it's stupid

Yoongi:
nah nah
you better mother fucking ask me
cause now im curious as shit

Cute little shit:
it's seriously dumb
it's something hoseok told me

Yoongi:
ahhh
then yeah it must be dumb
but i still wanna know

Cute little shit:
i will ask later

Yoongi:
nO
i demand an ansWER

Cute little shit:
you demand a lot of things you know?

Yoongi:
i can't demand you to love me
oops
to send nudes**
damn my autocorrect i swear

Cute little shit:
im starting to think your autocorrect is not working

Yoongi:
it speaks for itself what can i say

Cute little shit:

heYYy LOOK
i forgot to show you while ago

Yoongi:
nutttttt
holy shit
swallow my babies please
fuck
and then you wonder why im always horny around you

Cute little shit:
yoooooongi
im talking about the paper im holding silly /.\

Yoongi:
you look so cute and innocent
i wonder if my mayonnaise running down your face will make you look the same ;)

Cute little shit:
bzjsowokwmsmsgayppalak

Yoongi:
i want to aggressively cuddle you
but like in a sweet aggressive way

Cute little shit:
i don't even know what to say ;o

Yoongi:
oh shit
i just realized what you sent
so you are coming?

Cute little shit:
yes
i can't miss our senior trip :)))
plus aren't we suppose to make johnny believe you won???

Yoongi:
yeSSSS
totally

Cute little shit:
we are going to fool him so good

Yoongi:
we are honestly the fucking dream team
let's take over the universe

Cute little shit:
is that possible ??

Yoongi:
with you anything is possible
but in order to fool johnny we have to be legit
i have to hold your hand and take you out in public
we have to hug and possibly even kiss
can you imagine?
kissing you in public??
the world would like "whoa" because they'll be so jealous and i would be like "fuck yes look at this cute face im kissing!!!"

Cute little shit:
you're so sweet
im melting
:"(

Yoongi:
why the sad face???

Cute little shit:
bc idk what i did to have you in my life
but whatever it was im glad
i wouldn't want it any other way

Yoongi:
ok NOW IM MELTING

Cute little shit:
cool
let's melt together:)))

Yoongi:
im okay with that

Cute little shit:
hey im sleepy ;o

Yoongi:
better get to sleep then

Cute little shit:
i will
are you sleeping too??

Yoongi:
nah not yet
i'll rather stay up a little longer
and think some more

Cute little shit:
let me guess
about me
in the bed naked
sometimes
depends ??

Yoongi:
how'd you know??

Cute little shit:
idk instinct i guess (:
goodnight sweet dreams yoongi ✨🦄✨

Yoongi:
goodnight sweet dreams waterboy
:)

seen 1:29 a.m.