Waterboy [Yoonmin]

Treinta-Tres.

Jimin:
hey
i lied :(

Mayonnaise:
okay
about what

Jimin:
okay??
that's all??

Mayonnaise:
you want me to be mad or something?

Jimin:
well
that's not what i was trying to say

Mayonnaise:
how could you lie to me fuck face
can't believe you
im disappointed
betrayed
and hurt

Jimin:
YOONGI THATS NOT WAHT I MEANT

Mayonnaise:
FUCK
I MEAN I DONT GET U
U WANT ME TO BE MEAN OR NAH

Jimin:
nO

Mayonnaise:
shittttt
what you lie about then

Jimin:
i don't just listen to ariana grande

Mayonnaise:
ive been knowing

Jimin:
sweet dreams-borns

Mayonnaise:
are you saying goodnight

Jimin:
noooo
it's one of my favorite songs

Mayonnaise:
ok
i will listen to it

Jimin:
don't be mean or else

Mayonnaise:
or else what huh??

Jimin:
ima cry

Mayonnaise:
if you cry
i will kick your face
so you can cry for a reason

Jimin:
you're  so ugh sometiMes!
hello??
are you ignoring me now??

Mayonnaise:
maybe
jk
i just listened to the song twice
i like it
specially the beginning of it

Jimin:
really?

Mayonnaise:
yes
is that the genre you like?

Jimin:
i don't have a genre
i like things that make me feel
i don't just want to jam to it
i want to feel everything the song is saying
what's your taste in music?

Mayonnaise:
you

Jimin:
what??

Mayonnaise:
hip-hop **
damn autocorrect

Jimin:
oh okay 😅
you're the first person i share my music taste too
well
except hoseok but he doesn't count cause he's literally me

Mayonnaise:
oh no 🙄
trust me you are NOT hoseok
and im glad to be your first ;)

Jimin:
don't make it grOosssss
i never even shared it with Chanyeol
but

Mayonnaise:

we interrupt this conversation to talk about something more important, me. stop talking about fuck face.

Jimin:
;o
you needa go to bed
your ego has escalated too much today

Mayonnaise:
*attached image*

Jimin:
!!
WHATS THE NUDE FOR

Mayonnaise:
so you can think of other things besides Chanyeol
you're welcome babe 😘

Jimin:
!!!!!

Mayonnaise:
oh
you
you want more??
mayonnaise perhaps??

Jimin:
noO!
i need to sleep!!!
bye 😳

Mayonnaise:
bye baby love
see ya tomorrow
ps. you seriously don't want it?

seen 11:34 p.m.