Jimin:
yoONGI
guess what im about to get!!!?Mayonnaise:
on my nervesJimin:
😖
meanieMayonnaise:
kidding
what you gonna getJimin:
im gonna get us matching shirts!!!!!
for the dance :DMayonnaise:
ok cool
what colorJimin:
well
i was thinking maybe ...
yellow??
if you don't want to that's fine!!Mayonnaise:
yellow sounds cool dude :)Jimin:
really???Mayonnaise:
yesJimin:
alright i will get it
but you're going to have to pay me backMayonnaise:
with this DICKKKKKKKJimin:
NO I MEAN WITH AN ACTUAL THINGMayonnaise:
tf you mean??
my dick is an actual thingJimin:
i mean something like idk
something elseMayonnaise:
i will give you fooD
my affection
and my dickJimin:
YES!!!
not the dick but the food and affectionMayonnaise:
sure waterboy ;))Jimin:
stapppp
nastyMayonnaise:
im gonna show you nastyJimin:
you're something else 🙄Mayonnaise:
no you're something else park jiminJimin:
well i hope you mean in a good wayMayonnaise:
of course
you're unlike anyone ive ever metJimin:
min yoongi?
is that you?
why're you being so nice?Mayonnaise:
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im always nice
tf you meanJimin:
uh huh sure
cute shirt by the wayMayonnaise:
i know im cuteJimin:
well
technically i said your shirtMayonnaise:
oh so
im not cuteJimin:
no that's not what i said
you areMayonnaise:
i knew it
you're in love with meJimin:
sureeee 😅
hey wydMayonnaise:
im eatingJimin:
you're eating???Mayonnaise:
yesssJimin:
ohMayonnaise:
what?Jimin:
nothingMayonnaise:
what's wrong??Jimin:
you're eating
without meMayonnaise:
ahhh
it's okay
i will buy you food
what do you want?Jimin:
loyalty 😔💔Mayonnaise:
jimin wtf 😂
you're exaggeratingJimin:
I WANT LOYALTY AND I CLEARLY CANT GET THAT FROM YOU
#starving
#hurt
#broken
#cantfindloyalpeopleMayonnaise:
well FINEEEE
i won't eat no more
#starvingwithyou
#wonteatuntiliseeyou
#sohungry
#cantwaittoeatagainJimin:
okay
i don't want you to starve!!!
you can eat
but you owe meMayonnaise:
you're so cute
i want to eat you out
eat with you**
damn autocorrectJimin:
you're so funny 😂Mayonnaise:
oh i know trust meJimin:
wanna come over to practice?
or what are you thinking about?Mayonnaise:
you
always
sometimes
naked
in the bed
running my fingers through your hair
dependsJimin:
yooooongiii
that's not what i was talking about
/.\
silly!!!
you love to joke don't you?Jimin:
yes
yes i doJimin:
so you're coming over or i am?Mayonnaise:
i will go over
what do you want me to bring youJimin:
you're bringing food :")Mayonnaise:
yes
and my dick tooJimin:
can you bring me spaghetti and a banana pls and thank you :")))Mayonnaise:
weird combination
but
i gotchu
be over in a fewJimin:
yayyy!
:)seen 3:25 p.m
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Waterboy [Yoonmin]
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