Waterboy [Yoonmin]

Cuarenta-Dos.

Jimin:
yoONGI
guess what im about to get!!!?

Mayonnaise:
on my nerves

Jimin:
😖
meanie

Mayonnaise:
kidding
what you gonna get

Jimin:
im gonna get us matching shirts!!!!!
for the dance :D

Mayonnaise:
ok cool
what color

Jimin:
well
i was thinking maybe ...
yellow??
if you don't want to that's fine!!

Mayonnaise:
yellow sounds cool dude :)

Jimin:
really???

Mayonnaise:
yes

Jimin:
alright i will get it
but you're going to have to pay me back

Mayonnaise:
with this DICKKKKKKK

Jimin:
NO I MEAN WITH AN ACTUAL THING

Mayonnaise:
tf you mean??
my dick is an actual thing

Jimin:
i mean something like idk
something else

Mayonnaise:
i will give you fooD
my affection
and my dick

Jimin:
YES!!!
not the dick but the food and affection

Mayonnaise:
sure waterboy  ;))

Jimin:
stapppp
nasty

Mayonnaise:
im gonna show you nasty

Jimin:
you're something else 🙄

Mayonnaise:
no you're something else park jimin

Jimin:
well i hope you mean in a good way

Mayonnaise:
of course
you're unlike anyone ive ever met

Jimin:
min yoongi?
is that you?
why're you being so nice?

Mayonnaise:

yeah it's me ass face
im always nice
tf you mean

Jimin:
uh huh sure
cute shirt by the way

Mayonnaise:
i know im cute

Jimin:
well
technically i said your shirt

Mayonnaise:
oh so
im not cute

Jimin:
no that's not what i said
you are

Mayonnaise:
i knew it
you're in love with me

Jimin:
sureeee 😅
hey wyd

Mayonnaise:
im eating

Jimin:
you're eating???

Mayonnaise:
yesss

Jimin:
oh

Mayonnaise:
what?

Jimin:
nothing

Mayonnaise:
what's wrong??

Jimin:
you're eating
without me

Mayonnaise:
ahhh
it's okay
i will buy you food
what do you want?

Jimin:
loyalty 😔💔

Mayonnaise:
jimin wtf 😂
you're exaggerating

Jimin:
I WANT LOYALTY AND I CLEARLY CANT GET THAT FROM YOU
#starving
#hurt
#broken
#cantfindloyalpeople

Mayonnaise:
well FINEEEE
i won't eat no more
#starvingwithyou
#wonteatuntiliseeyou
#sohungry
#cantwaittoeatagain

Jimin:
okay
i don't want you to starve!!!
you can eat
but you owe me

Mayonnaise:
you're so cute
i want to eat you out
eat with you**
damn autocorrect

Jimin:
you're so funny 😂

Mayonnaise:
oh i know trust me

Jimin:
wanna come over to practice?
or what are you thinking about?

Mayonnaise:
you
always
sometimes
naked
in the bed
running my fingers through your hair
depends

Jimin:
yooooongiii
that's not what i was talking about
/.\
silly!!!
you love to joke don't you?

Jimin:
yes
yes i do

Jimin:
so you're coming over or i am?

Mayonnaise:
i will go over
what do you want me to bring you

Jimin:
you're bringing food :")

Mayonnaise:
yes
and my dick too

Jimin:
can you bring me spaghetti and a banana pls and thank you :")))

Mayonnaise:
weird combination
but
i gotchu
be over in a few

Jimin:
yayyy!
:)

seen 3:25 p.m