BLU: VI CANT VAIT FOR ZA PEOPLEZ ZU ZASK VUS QUESTIONS!!!!
RED: Vhy? Because vou vant zo vanswer ZA questions vove our vwo vans vor zu just vant zo vembarris vourselv Von za vinternet?
BLU: *sad face*
RED: Zu vou vant me zo heal vat burn?
BLU: Nein, vi zont vant zo chose a rib.
RED: *sad face*
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RandomRED: Valways vaunted zo ask zus ztuff? Vell now zu van! BLU: Vou van even zay vow much vof a dummkopf RED vis! RED: Zometimes vi just VEALLY bate zu, vou know zat vrite? BLU: *laughs* VALVE ALL RIGHT RESERVED