Poptartlaz3r dares,
Be teenage girls for five minutes.
RED: Vokay. *sighs* (talks in high pitched voice) VETS DO ZIS!
BLU: Vhat firzt, vet me zake a zelfie! *random selfie montage*
RED: *jaw drops* *face palm*

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De TodoRED: Valways vaunted zo ask zus ztuff? Vell now zu van! BLU: Vou van even zay vow much vof a dummkopf RED vis! RED: Zometimes vi just VEALLY bate zu, vou know zat vrite? BLU: *laughs* VALVE ALL RIGHT RESERVED