KathrynBrightbill dares BLU to ask RED who he has a crush on.
BLU: *walks over to RED* Vhey, zo vou do zou have va crush on.
RED: *stares intensely* Vhy?
BLU: Vecause zomeone dared me zoo.
RED: VINE!!!! vi zam vin loath vith Archimedes....*looks over at dove and winks with a smile*
BLU: Vow zou vare zad.
RED: Vi know....*gets on knees and starts to cry about how sad his life is*
BLU*grins and runs towards his lab*
RED: *waits till BLU is gone and gets up off floor and pulls secret pretty pink book out from under fridge and writes...*
October 18, 2014,
Dear dairy,
I can't believe he came so close, and that I managed to get away with BLU not finding about my secret love for...
RED: Ves zis vooks like va good zpot vor a cliff hanger.
BLU: Zure does.
YOU ARE READING
Ask The Medics
RandomRED: Valways vaunted zo ask zus ztuff? Vell now zu van! BLU: Vou van even zay vow much vof a dummkopf RED vis! RED: Zometimes vi just VEALLY bate zu, vou know zat vrite? BLU: *laughs* VALVE ALL RIGHT RESERVED
