Poptartlaz3r asks,
OKAY STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE GO!
BLU: Vi met vou. *looks at RED*
RED: Vi met vour mom before you vere born, do vou know how mutch of a pain vit iz for child zupport? *laughs evilly at BLU*
BLU: *punches RED in the face*
EVERYONE ELSE: *still drunk and chanting* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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RandomRED: Valways vaunted zo ask zus ztuff? Vell now zu van! BLU: Vou van even zay vow much vof a dummkopf RED vis! RED: Zometimes vi just VEALLY bate zu, vou know zat vrite? BLU: *laughs* VALVE ALL RIGHT RESERVED