DubstepFoxMedic dares BLU and Nicole to work together for a round.
RED: Vis is going zo be vfun!
BLU:*mopes out door*
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BLU: VHY DID ZOU ZTOP VUSHING ZA CART!!!!!
Nicole: Because there's a heavy right behind us! *shoots heavy in head*
BLU: Good, ZA heavy vis dead, znow ve a dear vand PUSH ZA CART!!!!
Nicole: Watch ou.........*gets blown up by missile*
BLU: *gets blown up by same missile*
both: *respawn and start arguing*
Administrator: 30 seconds left in the mission!
both: *takes short-cut by RED Medic's lab*
Nicole: Hey do you hear something?
BLU: Vor once, Vi agree vith zou.
Nicole: *opens lab door to find RED Medic playing with a BLU pocket medic and a Barbie doll that looks like Nicole*
RED: (in a girl voice) Vno, Vi hate you more! *picks up pocket medic* (in real voice) NEIN! VI HATE VOU MORE! *rolls over laughing and sees Nicole and BLU stand at lab door* crap.....
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Ask The Medics
RandomRED: Valways vaunted zo ask zus ztuff? Vell now zu van! BLU: Vou van even zay vow much vof a dummkopf RED vis! RED: Zometimes vi just VEALLY bate zu, vou know zat vrite? BLU: *laughs* VALVE ALL RIGHT RESERVED