It was the day after the break up with Taehyung. Yoongi and I were eating breakfast while catching up on the show Riverdale.
"Damn you Ethel!" I yelled at the television. "Fucking creepy as fuck"
"I get it Y/N you hate Ethel but eat your mother fucking food. I made this shit for you." Yoongi playfully hit me. "Eat up bitch."
"Damn you too Yoongles." I ate my rice.
"I am offended." Yoongi gasped.
"I wanted you to be offended." I stuck my tongue out.
"How could you!" Yoongi pretended to tear up. "I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND!"
"Cut the bullshit Yoongles." I laughed.
"Suck my dick Y/N." Yoongi fought back.
"No suck my dick." I used an uno reverse card on him.
"You don't have one." Yoongi said with attitude. That sassy bitch.
"Yes I hecking do. I have an invisible dick. Longer than yours will ever be." I said.
"I don't see it." Yoongi squinted his eyes.
"It's because my dick is up your ass. Stupid." I exclaimed.
"Okay damn. I surrender." Yoongi put his hands up.
I love days like this. Just Yoongi and I being best friends. Goofing around.
"So Y/N." Yoongi said. "What exactly did Taehyung say to you yesterday?"
"He was all like 'Omg I met a girl named Soori and now I love her not you'" I mimicked Taehyung. "What ever happened to him?"
"Wait—" Yoongi paused. "What about Nessa then?"
"That's weird. Whenever I would talk about Nessa's boyfriend, she would be so nervous." I furrowed my eyebrows. "It all made sense, but then Soori came along"
"It's okay." Yoongi smiled at me. "We'll figure it out, together."
I couldn't help but smile. "Of course. How else would it turn out?"
"I don't know." Yoongi laid his head on my shoulder. "But if you had another best friend, I would kill you."
"I would have already committed suicide without you." I said. "That sounded cheesy. Don't get the wrong idea."
Yoongi chuckled. "Bitch"
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[this is just a short update:)i really love yoongis and y/n's friendship uwu. but what was really going on with Nessa?]
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