shawarma gang
Tony added Bruce to the chat
Tony added Natasha to the chat
Tony added Clint to the chat
Tony added Thor to the chat
Tony added Steve to the chat
Tony: hey fuckers
Tony: hold on, gotta fix somethn
Tony changed Steve's name to "group chat murderer"
group chat murderer: I'm sorry! I had no idea that would delete the group chat. It's not my fault!
Clint: i mean it kinda is your fault. not mad tho
Nat: watching you panic in our private chat was worth losing it
Tony: nat, if u dont send screenshots of that im gonna send a hitman after you
Nat: k
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group chat murderer: This is embarrassing.
group chat murderer: How do you change your name?
group chat murderer: Please help me.
Clint: lol no
Tony: nobody online is nice enough to do that, sorry.
Nat: yeah sorry steve
Clint: first of all. fuck you?? im nice.
Nat: im gonna have to stop you there. youre mean to me all the time.
Clint: am not
Nat: i live with you, clint
Clint: therefore your opinion is irrelevant. let's vote. am i nice or mean?
Nat: mean
Tony: mean
group chat murderer: I still need help.
Clint: ill help you if you vote nice
Nat: this is illegal. bribery isn't allowed
Clint: fuck off, its not like im running for president
group chat murderer: Sure, just please help.
Tony: don't do it clint
Nat: DONT GIVE IN TO HIM STEVE
Clint: cool, just tap your little icon thingy first
group chat murderer: The what?
Clint: hold on
Nat: HES LEAVING THE HOUSE
Tony: NAT QUICK STOP HIM
Tony: DONT LET HIM HELP STEVE
group chat murderer: I just want to be called Steve again.
Clint: oh that's it?
Clint changed group chat murderer's name to "Steve"
Nat changed Clint's name to "mean"
Steve: I vote nice.
mean: god dammit nat
mean; i vote nice
Nat: YOU CANT VOTE FOR YOURSELF
mean: i can too
mean changed mean's name to "nice"
Tony changed nice's name to "asshole archer"
Nat: perfect
asshole archer changed Tony's name to "rich bitch"
Nat; P E R F E C T
rich bitch: i ain't even mad
asshole archer: me neither
Nat: truce then?
asshole archer: no i ain't done yet
asshole archer changed Nat's name to "e-girl"
e-girl: alright whatever
asshole archer: h e l l yeah
rich bitch changed Steve's name to "senior citizen"
senior citizen: ???
e-girl: this new gc is going great
rich bitch: damn right
senior citizen: Where is Thor and Bruce?
asshole archer: thor's at football practice. who the fuck knows where bruce is
e-girl: not me
rich bitch: not i
senior citizen: The last I saw him he was at our lunch table.
asshole archer: interesting
rich bitch named Bruce "mean green bean"
e-girl: bruce aint mean most of the time, tony
asshole archer: it does rhyme
rich bitch: im well aware of that asshat
asshole archer: well fuck you too then,, how was i supposed to know???
e-girl: because it's the only good quality the nickname has
rich bitch: okay fuck you
e-girl: what??? im right
e-girl named mean green bean "green bean"
rich bitch: that names pretty shitty too
e-girl: better than yours
rich bitch: is not. mine was more special
e-girl: yours literally just had mean in front of it
rich bitch: and it made it better. it rhymed and described.
asshole archer named green bean "green green bean"
asshole archer: i like mine
asshole archer: it rhymes and describes
rich bitch: u know what? im muting my notifs
e-girl: bye hoe
asshole archer: bye bitch
rich bitch: later losers
e-girl: go eat a wrench bitch
asshole archer: drink some gasoline hoe
rich bitch: thnks for the advice
e-girl: anytime
asshole archer: dont actually do that please
e-girl: yeah i don't fully trust that you wont actually do those things
read 5:15p.m. by rich bitch, asshole archer
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