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Boo: hey hazza?...

Harry: yes baby boo?

Boo: put your hands up 🔫

Harry: 🙌 don't shoot me please

Boo: then gimme a kiss 🔫

Harry: Muahhh

Boo: 👻

Boo: i scared you for the kiss!

Harry: awww boo

Harry: you scared the shit out of me

Boo: aww im sowwy. Lemme give u some sowwy kisses

Boo: here xxxx

Harry: i feel better now

Harry: Liam says the way im blushing while texting you, i need to find you and marry you already

Boo: tell him the way he's fucking Zayn in the janitor closet, he's the one that needs to get married first

Harry: what?!?!

Boo: don't tell me u didn't know that...

Harry: well...

Boo: tell Liam i said sorry for exposing him

Boo: Oops!

Harry: xd

Harry: well... I thought Zayn is with Louis.

Harry: you know Louis right? Louis Tomlinson.

Boo: what?!

Boo: Zayn and Louis are best friends. Louis is single and Zayn is with your best friend

Boo: dumb ass

Harry: dumb ass!?!?

Harry: Déjà Vu...

Boo: aww your ass is dumb but its really very cute

Harry: Grass ass

Boo: what? 

Harry: Grass ass, boo. Grass ass.

Boo: i dont get it.

Harry: it means thanks in Spanish

Boo: hoe my gawd!

Boo: you mean Graçias!

Harry: yeah

Boo: hahahah

Boo: oh my god hazza

Harry: what happened baby?

Harry: you okay?

Boo: i just found out i have SDF

Harry: what is that?

Boo: Synchronous Diaphragmatic Flutter.

Harry: what the fuck is that???

Boo: hiccups

Boo: its okay tho

Boo: happens when i laugh too much

Boo: your grass ass joke made me laugh too much so..

Harry: you idiot!!!

Harry: i thought it was something serious

Harry: you scared me!!!

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