Niall

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Niall🍩🥓🍕: Hey bud

Harry: hey

Niall🍩🥓🍕: how's your Saturday going??

Harry: boring

Niall🍩🥓🍕: Aww its okay

Niall🍩🥓🍕: we'll hangout next friday

Niall🍩🥓🍕: i miss you .this wedding is fucking boring

Niall🍩🥓🍕: and to make things worse, my uncle chose to get married to a cunt.

Harry: oh Niall

Harry: what did she do?

Niall🍩🥓🍕: first she did not keep any pizza, fries or chicken nuggets for the wedding like i suggested

Niall🍩🥓🍕: then she gave me a load of chores to do and now i don't have any time to eat

Harry: oh god

Harry: are you still mentally stable?

Niall🍩🥓🍕: not funny

Harry: sorry

Niall🍩🥓🍕: CUNT!

Niall🍩🥓🍕: alright gtg

Niall🍩🥓🍕: don't forget you're coming over at mine next friday

Harry: uh no actually I'm going on a date next Friday

Niall🍩🥓🍕: with boo???

Harry: yeah

Niall🍩🥓🍕: love sick cunt!

Harry: bitch

Niall🍩🥓🍕: okay okay i really gotta go

Niall🍩🥓🍕: bye bubba. Love you

Harry: love you too Ni

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