Fangs in Your Throat

Chewing Out Genin

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A smile spread across the hokage's face, "Don't think about it too much. The demon was lucky this time. That's all and that war wasn't planned. It's no reflection on your abilities. Once you pass the chunin exams you'll leave the demon in the dust ... maybe it's time we take your training up a notch."

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Neji frowned as he watched the genin fall for an obvious genjutsu that brought them to the incorrect room for the chunin exams, "What do you guys think? Should we just walk passed or make a show?"

"Why not put on a youthful display?" said Lee. "What do you think Ten-"

"Naruto!" Lee and Neji sweat dropped as Tenten leapt into the blonde's arms and wrapped his legs around the blonde's waist.

"Would you two get a room?" grumbled an embarrassed Hyuga when Tenten started making out with Naruto and, of course, catching the attention of all other ninjas in the room ...

When Naruto finally stopped kissing Tenten he glanced at Neji, "Did you say something?" He asked, making the sweat drop on the Hyuga's head grow much bigger "oh right, different room ... are you going to let go, Tenten?"

"I don't feel like it." He pouted and tightened his grip on the blonde. Naruto shrugged and went up the stairs with Hinata and Kiba all with Tenten wrapped around his waist ...

"That was not the youthful display I had in mind." commented a blushing Lee as he followed Neji up the stairs. They all entered the right room and were met by the pissed off glares from many other genin ... the tension could be cut with a knife.

Tenten sighed, "The mood in here is a turn off." He said and finally untangled his legs from Naruto's waist, but remained close to him. The blonde looked around the room and his eyes locked on the team from Sand ...

"Hey man, what's up? We thought you weren't going to make it." said Sasuke as he came over to them. "Making friends already, I see." He noticed that the guy on the Sand team that was dressed like a cat with face paint was frightened of the blonde ...

Naruto smirked, "You could say that."

Flashback two hours ago

Konohamaru kissed the blonde, "Good luck on your exam Naruto." said the Sarutobi happily as he stood with the Naruto and Ayame.

"Yes, good luck and be careful. You did only get back from that mission last night. That isn't a lot of time to recover." said the clearly worried ramen chef.

Naruto smiled and leaned over to place a soft kiss on the civilian's lips, "I'll be fine, let's go guys." The blonde turned to leave with Eliot and Lazarus following him.

"Hey watch where you're going!" Naruto turned back around and saw some foreign ninja holding Konohamaru by the throat threatening to hurt him just for running into him ... Naruto pulled out his katana and pressed it against this guy's balls from behind and whispered a few threats of his own ...

Flashback Over

Sasuke snickered, "So that poor shmuck is on your shit list. Sucks to be him."

"There's more to it than that. You see that redhead with him?" asked Naruto.

"Yeah, what of it? He your new boyfriend?" asked the Uchiha.

Naruto twitched, "He's hot, but no he isn't, smartass. He has a similar feeling to Menma. I think he's a demon vessel."

The raven frowned, "I see ... I'll make sure my team avoids them. The last thing we need is Menma trying to pick a fight with a guy like him. That would lead to a lot of problems for everyone with in range-"