Jimin: *puts finger on his lips* hush hush hush *makes a flower hand on the chin* blush blush blush. YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH
Yoongi: The fu-
Jimin: Im single as I can be *slut drops, turns head to face Yoongi* your single perfect for me. So I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons*appears behind Yoongi and grabs both his shoulders* Why you should date me
*snaps his finger and magicaly got Yoongi to sit on a chair*
Jimin: Reason number one - I'm super HOT
Reason number two - she's super NOT
Reason number three - I'm ALL you got. And all you got is someone hot
Yoongi tried to get up. TRIED TO
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HumorContaining: yoonmin, namjin, taekook, and all dorty sexual shit cause why not? DISCLAIMER; This has no offence to BTS or their company. I love them and know they dont do these things irl. I respect them and this is only for comedic purposes. So ple...
