Previously...
Namjoon enters the huge living of their house headphones on singing to "Kiki do you love me, are you riding say you never ever leave me-"
"KIM NAMJOON WHO THE FUCK IS KIKI?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?! AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU? h-how could you? yo-you disrespectful bastard!"
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"huh what happened here?" The youngest said "Well i heard screaming so probably a crying gorilla came and wanted its mom" the two laughed their asses off
"You both were adopted" "W-what?"
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Jimin spoke up after a long silence "I thought they were the maknaes?" "Jimin you idiot" yoongi said
"Yoongs shut the fuck up or else ill break up with you"
Yoongi 'zipped' his mouth shut not wanting to make the younger more saltier than he already is
"Dirty little fuckers. Ima go back in my room" Hoseok then dashi ran to his room
Jin then straighten his face to Namjoon giving him a hard glare "dumb bastard. Thats it we are over, i hate you dont ever talk to me and you are sleeping on the couch!" "But we have an extra ro-" "couch!"
"Jin hyung is it really true we are adopted?" The second youngest of the bunch spoke out
"Taetae ofcourse not. How can we even come out of that tiny hole of Jin? Namjoon hyung even has a bigger ass than him"
Ooohhh shittt!! International playboy bunny golden maknae junglecock has done it! Ohhhh!
"You dirty little-"
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Previouw:
Will ever Jin forgive his long lasting clumsy as fuck Kim Namjoon for supposedly cheating on him with a song called kiki?
Or will Jin move on from him and date himself?
Who knows?
And will Junglecock be punished for disrespecting his Hyung eomma Jin?
Well you will find out in the day 06/66/3026
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فكاهةContaining: yoonmin, namjin, taekook, and all dorty sexual shit cause why not? DISCLAIMER; This has no offence to BTS or their company. I love them and know they dont do these things irl. I respect them and this is only for comedic purposes. So ple...
