Namjin
Namjoon: H-hey um..Jin..?
Jin: *looks at him with seriously beautiful eyes* yes?
Namjoon: *twirls Jin over landing him on his arm*
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(Dont ask)
Jin: put.me.down
Namjoon: *accidentaly drops him*
Jin: NAMJOON! OW! YOU PRICK!
Namjoon: OMG IM SO SORRY
Yoonmin
*Jimin walks in*
Yoongi: *slaps his ass*
Jimin: Hyung!
Yoongi: Spell the 'Agust' and 'Me'
Jimin: A.u.g.u.s.t.. and M.E
Yoongi: You frogot the D
Jimin: Huh? there wasnt a D in August or in Me..
Yoongi: You'll soon get then both *winks*
Jimin: *blushes hard in realization* ahhhh! HYUNG YOURE SO DIRTY
Everyone else: OH MY GOD YOONGI THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE
Yoongi: like your non existence asses
Everyone:...... :,(
Vkook
Jungkook: *acts cool* Yo give me your phone number
Taehyung: Kook you already have my phone number
Jungkook: ahh..well I lost my phone and number so give me yours
Taehyung: You have your phone number behind your phone case and your holding your phone
Jungkook: *stops acting cool and gives him a bunny eyes* go out with me hyung
Taehyung: You couldve have just said that in the first place kookie
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HumorContaining: yoonmin, namjin, taekook, and all dorty sexual shit cause why not? DISCLAIMER; This has no offence to BTS or their company. I love them and know they dont do these things irl. I respect them and this is only for comedic purposes. So ple...
