Previously on the Bangtashian-
Namjoon enters the huge living of their house headphones on singing to "Kiki do you love me, are you riding say you never ever leave me-"
As Joon enters the room Jin shot his head at him when he heard the NAME
"KIM NAMJOON WHO THE FUCK IS KIKI?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?! AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU? h-how could you? yo-you disrespectful bastard!"
Jimin then moved aside from Jin and slowly wishpered to his favorite hyung; Hobi! (Yoongi: fuck you) "Hyung i think someone of their perioodd" then Jin snapped his head at Jimin "I heard that"
"Babe please calm down its just a so-"
"Calm down? CALM THE FUCK DOWN?! ugh Joon youre so careless. You know *le cries* I-i think we ahh i cant say it I think we- we should just break up *le cries again*""Jin seriously?" Yoongi said as he enters the room "Im so done with this family" He facepalmed himself as the other two youngest of the bunch came in
"huh what happened here?" The youngest said "Well i heard screaming so probably a crying gorilla came and wanted its mom" the two laughed their asses off
"You both were adopted" "W-what?"
To Be The Continuoeste....
IM A SLUT K BYE HOES
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HumorContaining: yoonmin, namjin, taekook, and all dorty sexual shit cause why not? DISCLAIMER; This has no offence to BTS or their company. I love them and know they dont do these things irl. I respect them and this is only for comedic purposes. So ple...