Hello. I am John Laurens. I am straight. I love birds only, and I hate turtles. I am manly.
"Good morning honey," my beautiful hot wife Martha Manning Laurens said as she came up to me and kissed me. "What a beautiful drawing of a bird! I know how much you hate turtles."
'Yes, I hate turtles. Birds are the only option," I replied. I saw my daughter Frances walk in the door.
"Good morning father. I am going to school to practice my studies."
"Ah, yes. Have a great time at school. Make sure to get good grades." Frances left for school.
"I will go make us supper now, darling," Martha said.
"Good. What are we having?
"Turtle soup. I know how much you hate those creatures. They don't deserve to live."
"Correct."
