alex pov?
john has a girkfiend. im sad. i fell in love with him the moment i saw him. i was hekoles. oh jackir why did you do this to me i thought you loved me and i thought i loved you but then you got mathas manning and now im sad ill never be satisfied wheres eliza?
"oh hey aex."
john says
"OJN WHERE HAVE OU BEEN I THOUGHT YHOU DIED"
whaT?!"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME JOHN WHY DID YOU GET A GIRLFRISN I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER AND WEWE SO GAY WHY DID YOU BE STRIAHJT FOR A GIRL:
"oh alex, i thought u loved eliza of course i love you."
"HA!" i unzipped my costume which was am exact replica of alex.
"LAFAYYETE WHAT HAVE tOU DONE YOU LIAR I"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAH BAGUETTE I LIED I AM REALLY LAFAYETTE AND NOW I KNOW YOU LOVE ALEX NOW TELL HIM"
"NEVER. I DONT EVEN LOVE MARTHA."
I saw martha walk in the doot.
"JOHN YOU DONT LOVE ME??"
"oh no martha! of course i love you thats why were having a baby"
"FRANCIS OUR BABY WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS MISBEHAVIOR COME ON LAFAYETTE YOUR MY HUSBAND NOW"
gasp!!!1!!!!11
I love hercules!
"I LOVE HERCULES YOU STUPID roTTEN BAGUETTE!"
i pun ched her. i saw alex walk int he door.
"woah woah woah woah woah whats going on in here?"
"JOHN IS GAY AND HE LIED TO ME ABOUT BEUING IN LOVE WITH ME" mathra says.
'GASp JOHN I THOUGHT THAT YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR HAVING A BABY?" alex gasped
"mArTHA I LIED, YOU ARENT HAVING A BABY I LIED" john siad
"oh thank god" alex said
"IM HAVING the BABY" john said. I spit out my baguette.
"JOHN YOUR PREGNANT?" everyone asked.
"yES IM ACTUALLY A FEMALE"
oh my baguette!
