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*ring* *ring* *ring*
You glance up from your phone and glare daggers at your apartment door.
Why would someone be visiting at 3 AM? I'm trying to cry over shitty wattpad books in peace.
You let out a long moan, making the person behind the door widen their eyes and stiffen up.
"I'll be there in a second..." you trailed off, rolling off of the couch onto your face. The person outside heard a thud and raised their eyebrows. As you stood up and straightened out your clothes, your knee cracked and you let out a cry. You limped towards the door and slammed it open in frustration, making a hole in the wall. What you saw next, you never expected to happen in all your years of living.
"Jungkook?"
Your bias was standing in the doorway. You stood there stiff as he greeted you, the words going right over your head. Suddenly, you fell limp to the floor, and sat up in an unnatural position before laying prostrate on the ground.
You brought your arms behind your back and began to slap your own ass like a seal clapping its hands. Then you began to do the worm, meanwhile reaching your hand out to grab Jungkook's ankle.
"STEP ON ME FATHER" you cried out, tears running down your face as you continued doing the worm.
Jungkook took one hard look at you and slammed the door closed on your head, crushing it. You died.
Fin
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