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"Man what a day," Kayla said as she crip walked through the hallway of her local crackhouse.
"COOCHIE!" she screamed loudly as everyone turned to look at her.
"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE COOCHIE IS?"
Kayla had lost her armadillo, Coochie, and during her search for him, she stumbled upon a crackhouse.
Two men with red eyes floated towards her and spoke, "I think your Coochie down there ma!"
They pointed to her crotch and she yelled in anger, "COOCHIE COOCHIE COOCHIE! My armadillo 😦"
The men looked at her in utter shock and ran away, bumping into a masked man who held a large bag... that was moving. The man masked in black opened the door of the crackhouse and walked towards the woman he was looking for. He approached her, taking Coochie out of da bag, and throwing him at the girl.
"Omg! Coochie you're back! Who are you, kind black man?!"
He slowly slides down his mask, revealing skin as white as fresh fallen snow.
"SOCIAL REPOSE SENPAI? What are you DOING here?" she gawked.
"I have come to bring you your Coochie" the singer replied.
"WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM? WHAT DID YOU DO TO COOCHIE?! 😡"
"I saved him, period pooh"
"Horseradish looking motherfucker! You could have hurt him!"
"You know you love me"
"Social Repose.... 🥺. "
Kayla leaped into his arms , licking his face.
"Sir Richard, you are the most delicious horseradish I have ever tasted..."
Suddenly, she felt a tug at the back of her shirt, and the man picked her up with one arm. He bit her nose and threw her into the bathroom. She landed in the bathtub.
"I WILL EAT YOUR TOES KAYLA! 😡"
Then he opened his mouth wide and his jaw unhitched. A force of wind began to suck into the air and Kayla's toes flew into his mouth. He swallowed. He took Kayla outside when he was finished and grabbed her by the head, slamming it into the ground. She died.
Fin
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