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when jungkook opened the door to jimin's house, hana wasn't expecting the mess displayed before her. it was an utter disaster. pillows that were usually placed on the living room couch had been thrown into odd places, candy and snack wrappers were all over the floor, clothes were laying carelessly about, it was a total catastrophe.
and to add the icing to the cake, jimin was nowhere to be seen.
"what. the. fuck." hana said slowly as she crept into the messy household, afraid that one step would make the place explode. closing the front door, jungkook cautiously approached behind the angered girl, making sure he was out of her reach. "see, what had happened was," jungkook nervously explained, "jimin and I were you know, being boys, and playing around you know? then it started getting rough, and we began throwing things you know, being boys, hehe, then I sorta... accidentally... punchedjimininthestomach".
"WH-" before hana could even finish her sentence, a loud noise was heard from upstairs, it sounded as if someone was throwing up. wasting no time, hana rushed up the stairs, worried that jimin was seriously hurt from the injury that was said to be inflicted on him. without knocking, she threw open jimin's room door and barged into his bathroom. when she laid her eyes on jimin, hana stood in shock at the scene before her,
jimin had lied.
there he was, kneeling in front of his toilet with his arms behind his back, looking completely fine. jimin looked up at hana and goofily smiled at her, then he brought his arms to his front to reveal a small, black puppy. "SURRRPRISSE SHAWTYY," jimin yelled, getting up to gently bring the puppy to hana's face. hana was conflicted, she didn't know whether to awe at the cute puppy before her, or slap the shit out of jimin.
"why," hana finally uttered, "was that whole act really necessary? all you had to do was call me to come over, and I would've came." she rolled her eyes, then grabbed the puppy out of jimin's hands. 'this puppy's adorable as fuck though' she thought as she looked down at its brown, doe eyes. "how did you get a puppy? why did you get a puppy you can't even take care of yourself?" hana questioned as she gently used her thumb to pet across the puppy's head.
jimin proudly boasted, "for your information I can take care of myself, and I was thinking that you and I need to have a test child before we move on to the real deal. also jungkook's mom's friend's cousin's step-sister's mom's friend's daughter's dog had puppies last night and I got one for f-r-e-e." the smug look on his face made hana want to crack his skull open. 'real deal??? is he... on drugs?' she thought as she plotted ways to murder him. because of jimin's foolishness, her saturday afternoon had been ruined, and she wanted nothing more than to mount his head on a wall.
"aren't you proud of me, jungkook and I even made a whole ass mess downstairs just to surprise you", he said with a prideful look on his face, "and from what I'm seeing we really got you good". jungkook suddenly poked his head into the bathroom, "yeah we got you hella good," he added, giving jimin a "victory high-five". hana walked over to jungkook and placed the puppy into his arms.
she then turned to jimin, and said while smiling devilishly at him,
"I'll be generous and give you... hm... 15 seconds to run."
