Stranger! Danger! - SeungBin ☆彡

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『Welcome to 'Stranger! Danger!' Enjoy.』

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Doesn't it suck to be the top student of your school? To add on to that, being class president of your class, being president of the young writers club, and having a job at a cafe down in the alleys.

They say when you're in High School, you'll never have so much freedom in your life. But why does it feel all too repetitive? Why does it feel as though I'm stuck on a tape constantly being on rewind? When will I ever get some of that flavor and not some boring basic salt and pepper?

Let me tell you something. Having a 19 hour long day ain't fun. Like. At all. Don't try it. Please. Well, I guess it won't matter when I graduate next year. Ah shit, here we go again. Being dumped into college though. Oof. Let me get out of that headspace. my bad.

Anyways, I got plenty of friends. I got to admit, those plenty of friends are like- 2 devils though. Got my slut, Minho and then my side bitch, Woojin. Love them to absolute death but can they fucking stop doing their fake vape magic and blowing it into my face? First of all, you look like wannabe Wizard101 magicians and two, it's killing you inside and out. Can't wait to dissect you and see those charcoal lungs of yours in hell.

Besides that, they're the best. We're all borderline gay for each other and best friends. Maybe a little too close. Minho I swear to god, try to suck me off at school again, goodbye to your your cats Sooni, Doongi, and Dori. And Woojin you bitch, stop giving me hickeys when you're horny. I come to your house for studying, not to film a porno.

Ahem. Excuse their behavior for a moment.

Continuing on to my boring life, who is going to dote on me and love me huh? I'm quite adventurous with my types. I can't have someone like myself or is too sweet. I need action. Maybe make it even a little rough. Somebody to flick the fire inside of me with their match to stay by the dull fire which is my heart. Oh how books changed my expectations of men.

Being gay is fucking HARD ( no pun intended) in this school. So many sluts and fuckboys, love seems to never be in search anyways. So I keep my head low and work in my Writers club with all the quirky people.

Oh how boring life is.

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A/N

Again. Welcome to 'Stranger! Danger!' A fluffy book that has dry and wet humor on, hopefully, all chapters. I really appreciate votes and comments as they really motivate me to continue writing in this dry summer. Please look forward to my future chapters!

Thank you for reading!
- マイ☆彡