The last of the elves

Chapter 9

*3rd pov*

Ken just stared at the crazed elves. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.

Ken: And how exactly am I supposed to win then, oh wise princess?... In case you forgot, there are many thousands of not millions of devils, angels, and fallen, some of which can level a small country in mere minutes. And you want me to go and kick in their front door, and fight them alone... Last time I faced one it took all I had not to get beaten with a stick and he was a small fry. Did you give Link these kind of suicide quests? In case I'm missing something, I wouldn't last 5 minutes.

Rhoam chuckled and Zelda face palmed.

Zelda: Right now you are a shell of what Link was. You said you wanted to save humanity right? To do that, you have to surpass my former champion in almost every way. For example, truly mastering that blade. Link came close but he never unlocked it's true potential without outside help. If you are going to have even a passing chance, you need to become the greatest warrior in our entire history.

Ken deadpaned.

Ken: Nice speech there but you neglected to explain HOW THE HELL I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?! Telling me to "get gud" is one thing in a videogame like dark souls, but your telling me to do something even harder in real life. Unless you got a plan to get me to a point where fighting the supernatural is feasible, I don't see how I'll ever survive.

Rhoam pounded his chest.

Rhoam: I can beat you into shape and get you to Link's power at least physically. He was trained by my very captain's in combat after all. From there though it will be up to you to surpass him. I have faith in you, after all the master sword chose you to be its ultimate wielder and bound itself to your very soul. That's a honor that has never been seen before. To get you started however, you can try to locate the rest of Link's relics and claim the residual power of the elves.

Ken: And where are they?

Rhoam: ...no idea...

It was at this point that Ken seriously wanted to strangle these 2 to death and force the elves into extinction. For now though he just took some deep breaths to calm himself down and asked in a strained but still calm tone.

Ken: Is there anyway to find out or am I going to have to scour the entire fucking-

Asia: NO SWEARING!!

Ken was violently twitching barely containing his rage.

Ken: freaking planet for Links toys? Is there anyway to narrow the search?

Zelda: Maybe. Your triforce and sword will give you the basic directions to the fastest way to them once we leave this place.

Ken: Anything else you want to tell me that will make me feel even more that your throwing me into a suicide mission for your amusements?

Zelda: Well now that you ask, not only will the world be more dangerous, but the relics will be most likely heavily guarded and when you come across them there will be a pulse of energy that will alert any magic sensitive being within 100 miles. When you collect them you will be weakened for a few minutes while your body adapts to its new power.

Ken then lost all semblance of reason and tackled the wise princess of the elven kingdom in front of her father. They tumbled around the room yelling insults at each other.

Ken: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SENDING ME INTO?! I WAS JOKING!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT MORE IMPOSSIBLE!! GIVE ME BACK MY SIMPLE LIFE YOU POINTY EARED MENACE!!!!I

Zelda: GET OFF ME YOU DAMN IDIOT! YOU ASKED!! DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE!!!

Ken: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Asia: Should we stop them?

Rhoam: *sigh* No let them get over their lover's spat on their own. We should go and welcome the rest of your friends here. If I'm right they should be here soon.

Asia looked up at him confused. As she was about to ask he answered her unspoken question.

Rhoam: Time first flow here in the same way as the real world. To us it's been a few days, but to your allies, it's been only moments. Let's go. These two can catch up when they get bored of trying to kill each other.

Ken was blasted through the bedroom wall by a surge of elven light magic. He then got up, spit the blood out of his mouth then with a battle cry, football tackled her onto her bed and started to rapidly slap the crap out of her.

Asia: Was Link like this?

Rhoam: No, he was a lot quieter and more disciplined. As for the fighting, Zelda would still tell at him constantly over trivial things but he would just tune her out and watch the birds or whatever was around at the time.

As the two were leaving the castle they continued to hear the yelling and other sounds of destruction from the two feuding teenagers.

Asia: Will they be ok on their own?

Rhoam shrugged.

Rhoam: They probably won't kill each other. This isn't even half as violent as I got with my wife. We once demolished the entire West wing of the castle on our wedding , when we argued on what gender our child would most likely be. Still have the scar from the suit of armor she threw at me... They'll be fine.

Asia blinked and turned to stare at the strange king. She then followed him out.

Asia: Umm, alright then. Lead the way.

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(A/n Do you guys want me to skip the training sequence? I can make a training montage chapter, but if you want I'll skip it.

Also what tools do you want Ken to have? Like which bow and other stuff. I already got a few ideas on special powers unique to Ken lined up from other games, but if you have any suggestions on how to incorporate the Zelda games into this story would be appreciated. I may use abilities other than from Zelda games though as I need Ken to be able to fight the likes of Vali and maybe even Sirzechs and the other major powers in dxd. I'll try and not make him too overpowered but again he might turn out that way...)