After Sex

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Duncan: "So...you up for another round yet?"

Tyler & Lindsay: Spoons with you and holds your hand

Cody: Immediately goes to sleep to avoid awkward eye contact and conversation about the next date (there WILL be one)

Zoey & Mike: Makes you a snack and starts asking about your future together

Geoff: Spreads out on the bed, gives themselves a mini congratulations, falls asleep in .2 seconds

Courtney: Immediately takes a pregnancy test

Heather: Posts about it on twitter and takes post-sex selfies

Noah: Ignores you and goes to sleep

Bridgette: Gets phone calls from the police about noise complaints

Dawn: "I never came you asshole"

Izzy: "So, do you believe in aliens?"

Sierra: Makes you tuck them into bed

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