Morning fam!
Okay, so one of my many nicknames is moose (inside joke, don't even ask). But here's the issue: since I am called moose by my one friend 24/7, I began to really think about the name.
For those who know me, when I start thinking, they start running.
I come up with some weird shit.
Anyway, I began thinking not so philosophically about what it was to be a moose, but rather the word moose itself. And then I noticed that the plural of moose is... insert drumroll...
Moose.
The plural of moose is moose.
What has the world come to?
I mean, come on people! We are an incredibly intellectual race (although walking around school, I sometimes find myself doubting it) and yet the best we could come up with for a plural of a word was the same goddamn word.
So, as I do when I find people being stupid, I took it upon myself to prove myself smarter than them.
And then I began to think in rhyming words. Moose, Boose, Coose, Doose (I make it with every consonant), Foose, Goose-
Found an actual word.
But wait...
Goose.
Geese.
Moose.
... meese.
I have saved the world. You're welcome.
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HumorCome read to laugh at me or with me, I don't mind. Or not laugh at all, since I'm not very funny; I'm just stupid. This is going to be filled of rants, each chapter on something I discovered in my extensive lifetime, etc. etc... In short, it's going...
