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muke's text

[michael]: mandy and luke sitting in a tree

[hemmo]: WTF MICHAEL JUST STOP ITS GETTING OLD

[michael]: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[hemmo]: just.STOP.IT

[michael]: lol
[michael]: have u guys kissed yet

[hemmo]: none of yer business

[michael]: it is my business
[michael]: im the one who hook u two

[hemmo]: k. bye

[michael]: show me some gratitude hemmo

[hemmo]: thank you michael for being a link to mandy
[hemmo]: now stop texting me before she thinks im texting to another girl
[hemmo]: but shes kinda busy texting too
[hemmo]: michael what if mandy has a secret boyfriend in melbourne?
[hemmo]: she always text with someone else during our dates

[michael]: chill out, shes texting me

[hemmo]: ....
[hemmo]: i dont believe you

[michael]: im just making sure that u both ok
[michael]: shes starting to feel afraid that u might not like her luke

[hemmo]: thats insane
[hemmo]: i like her a lot
[hemmo]: like A LOT

[michael]: have u told her about that?

[hemmo]: i havent
[hemmo]: im scared

[michael]: what r u scared about dumbass

[hemmo]: she might not like me back?

[michael]: jesus christ
[michael]: both of u totally clueless
[michael]: thank god i text u two

[hemmo]: mike what should i do :-(

[michael]: okAY THATS CREEPY
[michael]: u and mandy r texting me the same thing
[michael]: THE EXACT SAME WORDS
[michael]: i guess u both r made for each other :)))
[michael]: admit it, im a good pimp

[hemmo]: youre a good pimp
[hemmo]: now tell me what i should do

[michael]: do you like her?

[hemmo]: yes. so much
[hemmo]: i mean, i think about her everytime
[hemmo]: and sometimes i get a boner just bc thinking of her

[michael]: fuck off luke. shes my cousin GET SOME RESPECT

[hemmo]: im sorry
[hemmo]: but its true
[hemmo]: its not something that i can control of

[michael]: i suggest u to stop talking about that if u still want my advice

[hemmo]: right sorry

[michael]: if u like her, show it to her
[michael]: simple isnt it

[hemmo]: i already did

[michael]: then say it
[michael]: say what u feel to her
[michael]: shes kinda insecure luke so u should tell her what u like about her

[hemmo]: wow
[hemmo]: thanks mike

[michael]: no probs
[michael]: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[hemmo]: WHAT THE FUCK

[michael]: lol
[michael]: but seriously, keep it pg

[hemmo]: mike, were only on second date
[hemmo]: but i cant promise you to keep it pg

[michael]: LUKE!

[hemmo]: lol jk omg
[hemmo]: i like your cousin a lot, i wouldnt do that to her

[michael]: good

surprise, i write about michael and luke's text lol