My Life (in Wattpad)

Rant about fake people!!!

So basically this rant is gonna be about a fake person who seemingly can't escape my life.

Let's just call her... Paulette.

"Paulette" has known me for 5 years, the same time as MirandaDeacon. And  we have been supposed "sisters" in that amount of time. We're not related.

And in those past 5 years she has backstabbed, betrayed and talked some SHIT about a lot of my friends.

Let start at the beginning of when I first met her.

She moved to my elementary school in the beginning of first grade. She needed some new friends. And me, being the outgoing person I am, decided to be her friend.

That's when it got bad.

Anytime I would basically be a kid (not even a first grader, let's leave that out) who messes up sometimes, (CUZ THAT'S WHAT KIDS DO) she would say: "I'm telling the principal on you, I'm telling the principal on you."

Like, CHILD...YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Now skip ahead to 5th grade. That for me was the year of my Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill and Heathers obsession. But mostly Hamilton.

I was Angelica, Miranda was Eliza, "Paulette" was Peggy. Almost every day we would do The Schyuler Sisters at recess.

She had trouble remembering Peggy's part.

And can we all agree that Peggy is probably the easiest of the Schyuler Sisters parts to remember?

Plus, she said I don't deserve the part of Angelica and she did.

Like last time I checked...you were being a little bitch.

And little bitches don't get to be lead roles. 😁

She also said Hamilton was not a good musical, and that LMM wasn't a good writer.

I wanted to beat her ass.

Sixth Grade. New school. You would think we could make up, start over.

YEET U THOUGHT

She got even worse through middle school. She was acting like a basic bitch, she tried to hang around dangerous people and had NUMEROUS boyfriends through the year.

One of them vaped.

I was trying to look out for her and say she should break up with her boyfriend and she said I was just jealous because I couldn't find any boys or girls to date.

Once again, I wanted to beat her ass.

Thankfully, Regan (the Roger in my life) told me she'll try and work things out for me.

I really needed a friend like her.

In the first few weeks of school, I was out to a few people. Regan being one of them. She kept my secret because she knew I wasn't ready for the world to know I was bi.

"Paulette" ended up telling all of the gossip girls I was bisexual. And then the whole sixth grade knew.

And for the third time, I wanted to beat her ass.

I switched schools in the middle of the year and was able to get away from all the drama. One of my friends, Alex (the Brian in my life) helped me out with the new school stuff.

I also needed a friend like her.

Let's go over to video chats.

As a Queenie, I play Queen a lot. And as my friend are Queenies, we play Queen over video chat. And we all tolerate playing Queen over video chat.

Everyone except "Paulette".

A few quotes as too what she would do if Queen was heard over video chat.

"Ew, turn that off!"

"I don't wanna hear Queen. It's weird."

"Freddie's not a queen, or a god. He's a human being. And he's dead. Okay?"

And for the FOURTH time, I wanted to beat her ass.

I cut her off for a while, then gave her a fifteenth chance.

(Might not even be fifteen, it might be twentieth...)

We still play Queen over video chats, and tell her to listen to goddesses, or leave to live an uncultured life.

She usually leaves.

Next year, she's coming to MY SCHOOL.

I'M SO PISSED.

AND I DON'T WANNA LEAVE MY SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY HAVE A DRAMA PROGRAM THAT I REALLY LOVE.

ALSO, her attention-seeking ass said in our group chat she was sick of me.
I said, "I'm sick of you, too. Cough cough bum 😷😷😷"

Then she started talking about she's gonna hang herself.

And here's the thing about that... I can hate you, with a burning passion. We could be mortal enemies.

But I will NEVER, ever in my life promote suicide to anyone.

So I gave her the number to suicide hotline and she said "I don't need help from people who have to act so their family can stay out of debt."

She's still alive.

The day after that drama, she texted me "ice ice baby" and I said, "DEMON SONG"

P: Its karma

Me: karma for what?

P: u know what

Me: for trying to talk you out of suicide?
I would expect a thanks
But I guess not
Not from you.
Read 8:20 pm.

In conclusion, this girl, this human being who I did NOTHING to, is my equivalent to P*ul 🖨️.

SHE IS MY DEATH ON TWO LEGS, THE THING I NEED TO BREAK FREE FROM. THE THING I CAN'T LIVE WITH BUT CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT.

SHE IS WHO I THINK OF WHEN I LISTEN TO BACK CHAT. NO LIES.

YES, SHE IS A BITCH.

B I C T H.

( issa vine if you don't know what I'm talking about )

I don't want to associate with her any longer. I want her away from me and away from my friends.

She is toxic. She is manipulative and abusive in her friendship with me.

Can you guys help me out with this? This is really hard for my friend group.

There's probably going to be a part two to this.

Probably.

Thanks for coming to my controversial TEA talk

Talking

(about)

Everyone

(and)

Anything

If she finds this, tell her it's not a roast.

I was just telling the truth.