Hell at Tea Time

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Crowley's p.o.v.

I watch as Aziraphale reads some book about Vampires. I wrap myself around his neck and lay my head in the crook of his neck and start to snooze till I feel him get up. "Hm?" I ask. "Nothing Love" he says as I watch him start making tea. "Tea time already?" I ask with a big yawn. He nods promptly and continues. "Would it be easier if I get off of you?" I ask as I start to uncoil from around my lover's neck. "It doesn't make a difference to me. But I kinda like having you there. It's comfortable" he says with a pink tint on his cheeks. He puts the water on to boil then goes to sit back down. I recoil myself around his neck and rest lightly on him again. After a bit the tea kettle starts to whistle. He gets up slowly and starts to make our tea. The aroma hits me and I breathe it in. "I've always loved how you make my tea" I tell him. I feel him chuckle softly. He brings both of our tea cups back to where we were sitting. I uncoil and transform back into my more human form and take my cup and sit on the floor in between his legs. I sip my tea and sigh happily. I feel him put a hand on my head and run his fingers through my hair.

Aziraphale's p.o.v.

I sip my tea slowly and run my fingers through Crowley's hair. His hair is very soft. He takes very good care of it. We had moved into a small cottage outside of London about a week ago. It is nice and homey. We didn't move so far from London that I couldn't run my book store. But not so close that the M25 would be a problem. I finish my tea and am about to stand up when we hear three knocks on the door. "Well I wonder who that could be" I say as Crowley gets up to answer the door. I take our tea cups to the sink and then I hear a crash and a yell. I rush back into the living area to find Crowley in a crumbled heap and three of the archangels from heaven in my home. A growl escapes my throat. One that sounded very animalistic. They turn their heads towards me. "Get. Out!" I say as calmly as possible. "Why Aziraphale." Gabriel chirps. My blue eyes snap in his direction. "Oh don't look at me like that. I want you to know that you have sinned" he says smirking. "Oh? How so?" I ask anger boiling over. "You married and fornicated with a man. More or less a male demon." He says with a fake sweetness. "I'm pretty sure in the Bible, or even the almighty doesn't say anything about being gay. I'm pretty sure I haven't sinned. And if I did, then fuck you. I'm with the person I love." I say darkly. Gabriel scoffs. "Well I hope that you have a fun time in hell" and with that he snaps his fingers and he and his unholy gang disappeared. But not before setting my home on fire. I growl in anger and snatch up my lover and rush out into the yard and watch my home burn. Crowley starts to come to. He looks up to see the flames. "AZIRAPHALE!!" he screams I grab him before he rushes back in. I pull him close "shhhh love I'm right here. Don't worry" I say as he sobs on my shoulder. "I promise I'm not going anywhere. We just had Hell at tea time is all." I sigh and make him look at me. "I love you" I say kissing him softly. He kisses back then pulls away. "Thank you" he says as we sit and watch out home go up in a blaze of glory.

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