Pretty Cure Meets SpongeBob

Gas Station and Biker Bar

Soon after the adventurers left, Plankton entered the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. "Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy." he said as he entered the building. Mr. Krabs was still frozen. "One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it." said Plankton. He went into the kitchen and walked out with a bottle with the Krabby Patty secret formula inside. "Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love ya!" said Plankton, happy. As he left, Mr. Krabs had a frozen tear drop to the floor.

Meanwhile, back with SpongeBob, Patrick and the girls, as they drove to a nearby gas station, SpongeBob and Patrick sang the Goofy Goober theme song. Megumi and her friends didn't sing along because they weren't interested. When they stopped at the gas station, SpongeBob and Patrick stopped singing. SpongeBob honked the Patty Wagon horn which woke up the two hick gas station attendants, Floyd and Lloyd. "Fill 'er up please" said SpongeBob. "What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?!" asked Floyd. He and Lloyd slapped their knees and cracked up, rocking in their chairs. "Are they laughing at us?" Patrick asked. "No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us." said SpongeBob. "I highly doubt that" said Iona. Floyd and Lloyd continued to laugh as they advanced towards the Patty Wagon. "Where are you dumb kids headed, anyway?" asked Floyd. "Kids?!" Patrick glared. "Man, these guys are annoying" said Hime. "Now, Patrick and Hime. For your information, we are not kids. We are men and women. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City" said SpongeBob. "Shell City?" Floyd and Lloyd said together. "Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?" asked Lloyd. "That's right" said Yuko. "Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead!" said Floyd. The two gas station attendants slapped their knees and cracked up again. "You dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!" said Floyd. The girls started to get annoyed. "Oh yeah! We'll see about that." said Hime. SpongeBob drove over the county line to see a boat jacker who looked rather aggressive. "Out of the car, fellas" the boat jacker demanded. SpongeBob and Patrick got out of the Patty Wagon but the girls stayed inside. Before any of them could transform, the boat jacker, grabbed the girls and threw them, got into the Patty Wagon and drove off with it. "How many seconds was that?" SpongeBob asked. Lloyd checked his watch and replied "Twelve". "In your face!" mocked SpongeBob and Patrick. They slapped their knees and laughed like Floyd and Lloyd who didn't seem to care. "Guess we're gonna have to continue by swimming" said Megumi. So the adventures continued their journey by swimming.

Meanwhile in Neptune castle, Mindy, Ribbon and Glasan were watching a news video on Mindy's laptop. "Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out." Perch Perkins reported. He then went inside the Chum Bucket. "Plankton obviously stole the Krabby Patty formula-desu wa" Ribbon glared. "It makes sense though because Mr. Krabs couldn't stop him because Neptune froze him-ze" Glasan glared. "This doesn't look good at all" said Mindy. Inside, Plankton was watching his new customers. "Step right up. Plenty for everybody." he told them. "Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?" said Perch as he came up to Plankton. "Anything for you, Perch." Plankton replied. "All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?" asked Perch. "Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune...I'm sorry" Plankton began before his voice broke and he made up a sad story to make himself look good. Everyone except for Mindy, Ribbon and Glasan fell for it. "He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame die out." Plankton explained. He sobbed before brightening up instantly and took out a bucket to use as a hat. "By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch" he said. Plankton gave out bucket helmets for everyone before going into his lab where Karen was. "Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife." he said. "I never agreed" Karen replied, correcting him. "Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now!" Plankton smiled darkly. "Nothing except SpongeBob, his pink friend and some unusual mermaids I've never seen before" Karen replied before showing the adventurers on her monitor screen to show her husband. "My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints.". "Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those guys. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!" Plankton told his computer wife.

Back with the adventurers, SpongeBob and Patrick were being carried by Megumi and Hime. "Are we there yet?" Patrick asked. "We must be close by now" said SpongeBob, then he instantly cheered up. "Guys, look!" he then pointed to a sign that was in front of them. "We're doing great! Shell City's only five days away!". The wind blew off a leaf that was on the sign. "By car..." Patrick added lightly. "I wish we still had our car" said Yuko. "Guys, look!" Megumi pointed and found the Patty Wagon parked in front of a beat-up bar. "It's the car!". The adventurers were about to get into the Patty Wagon, but SpongeBob noticed that the key was missing. "The key!" he exclaimed. "Where do you guys think it is?" Patrick asked. A fish was then kicked through one of the bar's windows and landed next to SpongeBob, Patrick, Megumi, Hime, Yuko, and Iona, with many broken bones and a painfully twitchy leg. "I think I have an idea where" Iona said as she looked inside. Everyone looked inside the bar through a broken window. The inside was a disaster. Everything was cracked or splinted, and the dim lights made everything look red. "R.I.P." was written in spray paint on a wall with a dead or knocked out fish below it. The adventurers saw the boat jacker playing pool with the key hooked onto his belt. "There it is, guys. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it?" said SpongeBob. "We need to create a distraction so one of us will get the key" Iona suggested. "Ooh! Ooh! Wait! I wanna be the distraction" said Patrick. "Okay...I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction." said SpongeBob.

Patrick puffed out his chest as he bursted through the swinging doors, while SpongeBob and the girls crawled inside. "Ahem! Can I have everybody's attention?" said Patrick. Instantly, everyone clustered around Patrick with angry expressions, ready for a fight. "I have to use the bathroom" said Patrick. "It's, uhh...right over there." said the boat jacker, pointing in one direction before looking down to see SpongeBob trying to reach for the key. "Stupid contacts" said SpongeBob, looking around for an imaginary eye contact. "Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off.". After that, he ran to the bathroom and the girls went after him. "Patrick! You call that a distraction!?" said Yuko. "I had to go to the bathroom." said Patrick, flushing the toilet. "Well, I got my hands dirty for nothing." said SpongeBob. He pumped the soap dispenser and the top was pushed off by pressure from bubbles forming inside of it. "Guys, check it out!" said SpongeBob, happy. "Whoa." said Patrick. "Hooray! Bubble party!" SpongeBob and Patrick cheered. Bubbles floated all around the bathroom and SpongeBob and Patrick danced with them. "Uh, guys, I don't think you should be doing that" said Megumi. But SpongeBob and Patrick wouldn't listen to her. One bubbles drifted out from the door and Victor, the bar owner noticed it. "Hey! Who blew this bubble?!" he growled. Victor punched the bubble, making it pop and said "You all know the rules!". "All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar." the fish in the bar recited. "This is what I've been trying to tell you" Megumi told the sponge and starfish. "That's right! So who blew it?!" Victor roared. And just like that, SpongeBob and Patrick frantically popped all the bubbles.

"So... Nobody knows?" Victor glared. "Maybe it was-" one tough guy spoke up. "Shut up!" Victor yelled, throwing a chair at him. "Somebody in here ain't a real man.". The adventurers attempted to sneak out, but Victor noticed them. "You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out" Victor glared at them, also not caring if Megumi and her friends were girls. "Now, everybody line up!". Everyone in the bar did what he said. "DJ! Time for the test" said Victor. The DJ gave a thumbs-up to Victor and began to play a particular song on a CD. "No baby can resist singing along to this" said Victor. SpongeBob and Patrick recognized the song. "SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song" Patrick nervously told the sponge. "I know" SpongeBob replied in a raspy voice. "Just stay calm, keep your mouths shut and you'll be fine" Iona told them. Victor went down the line and checked the guests one-by-one to see their responses to the song. Megumi, Hime, Yuko and Iona looked like they never heard the song before. However, SpongeBob and Patrick were struggling. "Don't sing along, Patrick!" said SpongeBob, trying not to sing. "I'm trying. Trying so hard" Patrick replied. The two best friends looked like they could crack and break down singing the Goofy Goober song anytime now. Victor noticed that and tried to get them to crack by singing the song. Just as SpongeBob and Patrick were about to give in, two voices yelled out "Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!". The song stopped, Victor laughed and approached the conjoined twins. "Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it?". "It was him. He did it. I've never even eaten at-Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah!" replied the conjoined twins before covering each other's mouths since they sang the song together. "Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby!" said Victor. The patrons began to beat up the conjoined twins and the adventurers managed to escape the bar. "Man, that was a close call." said Hime. "Guess what I got" said Patrick holding up the key. "You got the key. Now let's get out of here" said Yuko. The group then quietly got into the Patty Wagon. With that, they went back on the road to continue their journey.