Kidnapping Santa

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The trio led Mofurun to their little house as they were planning to kidnap Santa Claus. They also decided to get to know Mofurun a little better. "So, you're not from around Halloween Town, huh?" Lock asked. "Nope" said Mofurun. "How can you talk?" asked Shock. "I hoped and hoped to be able to talk to Mirai and one day it just happened-mofu" Mofurun explained. "You two must be very close" said Barrel. "We are. Mirai and I have always been together-mofu." Mofurun replied. "You can help us kidnap The Sandy Claws Jack was talking about." Lock suggested. "It's actually Santa Claus-mofu" Mofurun corrected. "Whatever" Lock scoffed. "Now, let's think of a plan." Mofurun gulped. Somehow she knew this was going to be more terrifying than it was in the movie. They all took the elevator up to the three trick-or-treaters' secret base where bugs scattered around.

Lock, Shock and Barrel: Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Lock: I wanna do it

Barrel: Let's draw straws

Shock grabbed the both of them and rammed their heads together.

Shock: Jack said to work together

Lock: Four of a kind

Shock: Birds of a feather

Lock, Shock and Barrel: Now and forever
Wheeee!
La, la, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

The song had only just begun and Mofurun was already terrified.

Shock: First we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

Lock: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big, red, lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up!

L,S,& B: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for 90 years
Then see if he talks

Shock: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare, WHEE!

Lock: I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

Shock: You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green

The kids got in their tub and forced Mofurun in with them to drag her into their mess.

L,S & B: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he's sad

Lock & Shock: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out-of-town

Barrel: He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet

L,S & B: Perhaps he can make us his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Yum!

The bathtub moved much to Mofurun's shock as it led them to the children's' weaponry.

L,S & B: We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

"I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb." Lock mumbled to himself.

"I'm not the dumb one!" Barrel protested.

"You're no fun," Lock hissed.

"Shut up." Shock sneered.

"Make me!" Barrel hissed.

Shock pulled out a box.

Shock: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

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