Keith: Look, Kira, I like you. But. . . . are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far, why now are you yanking on my chain?
If circumstances were different, I'd slap your face off and everyone here could watch
But I'm usually nice. I've got some advice, so LISTEN UP BIOTCH!
Paladins: I like
Keith: Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot
Allura and Hunk: I like
Keith: Workin' hard
Savin' Mom's credit card
Allura and Hunk: I like
Keith: Acin' gym
Scaring her, snarking him
Allura and Hunk: I like
Keith: Killer clothes
Paladins: Kickin' nerds in the nose!
Keith: If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your parents fix you a snack
Allura and Hunk: Whoa!
Keith: Or if you're done bein' snide
You can come for a ride
In my Lion with the quarterback
Paladins: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
Guys fall
Allura: At your feet
Pay the check
Hunk: Help you cheat
Paladins: All you
Allura: Have to do
Keith: Say goodbye to Shamu
Paladins: That girl's
Hunk: Not your friend
I can tell in the end
Paladins: If she
Allura: Had your shot
Paladins: She would leave you to rot!
Hunk: 'Course, if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Welcome to Night Vale is on
Paladins: Whoa!
Hunk: Or forget that creep
Allura: And hop in my jeep
Keith: Let's NOT tear up someone's lawn?
Paladins: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove you're not a buzzkill anymore
Then step into my candy store
Keith: You can join the team
Allura and Hunk: Or you can bitch and moan
Keith: You can live the dream
Allura and Hunk: Or you can die alone
Keith: You can fly with eagles
Paladins: Or if you prefer
Keith: Keep on testing me
Paladins: And end up like her!
Nadia: Kira, look! Griffin invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!
Kira: Color me stoked!
Nadia: I'm so HYPED!
Paladins: Whoa!
Allura: Honey, whatcha waitin fo—
Keith: ALLURA, WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT?!
Step into my candy store!
Paladins: Time for you to prove you're not a lame-ass anymore!
Then step into my candy store!
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy store
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Paladins
FanfictionSeventeen-year-old Kira Shirogane simply wants a better social life at Galaxy Garrison High School. But the school is ruled by the Paladins - Hunk Garrett, Allura Highsmith, and Keith Kogane - three teens who give zero craps about anyone else. Just...
